we were born for this

2008-04-20T17:14:00.002+08:00

i have decided to start again.
*signs contract with self*
i, klaryssa marie, promises to post posts regularly with a minimal of one post a day*.
*unless in times when i go for holidays, come home too late or have other stuff on.

this has been a sucky day, like from the minute i got home.

yesterday was fun though.
fee and me went for the gig at the arts house.
we were supposed to sell memberships we didn't manage to sell a single one though.
buensties, shoomst, yeyeng, lynette, tracy and mich came later on.
haha. at one point of time, beunsties and me were outside alone and we started talking in this hilarious filipino accent and laughing to ourselves.

i am now a self-proclaimed disney chaneller.
i have a stupid sucky life. it's either that or today was an extra stupid, sucky day. fuck stupid, sucky days.

2008-03-19T22:03:00.004+08:00

we got back our prgress reports today.
i didn't do too badly - i failed only 4 tests: one emath, one literature, one chinese, physics.
my comments were:
"Klaryssa is a cheerful and sociable student who is unafraid to speak her mind. A committed Production Management member."
then i rushed home to try and finish my alarming amount of homework.
but it was raining and the couch was so comfy and i was so sleepy.
i slept till like 4 and had piano lessons till 5.30 then i started my work.

2008-03-18T21:56:00.002+08:00

okay today, along with yesterday were extremely crappy days.
two perfect crap-filled days.
the only ups were probably, um.
oh my god i have to rack my brains for good stuff that happened within two days.
okay..crappy stuff it is then.

yesterday i had a whole damn day of online learning at home.
math, literature and i don't know what other crap homework by the shitload.
seriously, how the hell do they expect us to complete so much work in one single, solitary day?

today we started with physics.
kaede and i just couldn't stop laughing.
we had to control ourselves when the teacher turned and stared at us, asking "yes, what's the problem?"
oh i remember one sucky thing about today.
the class seating arrangement got switched.
and so kei's not sitting with us anymore.
which sucks.
then alot more sucky things happened today because today (tuesday) consists of alot of subjects which sucks.

so i guess you can conclude that today (and yesterday) have been very sucky days.

2008-03-17T11:55:00.003+08:00

this is the last day of the so-called holidays.

okay let me pick up from where i left off, which would be friday.
friday was the day of the show!
so we reached there and started rehearsing.
we had walkies and they were fun.
we had to do alot of running though.
but that was okay as well.
until it got dark.
i kept running along the dark alleys behind the place and using dark, unlit stairways by myself which got kinda scary.
there was one point of time where kaey and me were backstage laughing at something.
and we were just sitting there laughing the whole time.
the show was a success though and we were hyper on the ride home. i wanna post pictures, but since i've got so much homework, i will not.
i swear i owe this blog like a million pictures already.
okay then after the show i got a lift home from mrs loke, had a shower and went to church for the lenten vigil.
i reached kinda late, at about 11.30 and some people were already leaving.
we watched parts of the passion of Christ.
then michelle, david and nicole and some other people had to go.
surprisingly, i wasn't tired at all until mass in the morning.
jerome and i fell asleep during the homily and jerked awake when the people around started praying.
i got a lift home from gyles so i reached home earlier than most (i guess) and went to sleep.
other than waking up at about 10 to pee and take off my contacts, i slept till about 4 and had mcdonalds for a really late brunch.
wait. this is actually already saturday.
yes i forgot.
okay then i watched some tv and went for the converse sale and got a new pair of shoes, yay?
then we went home to sleep some more.

and then there was sunday when i went for 12.30 mass, got a tiny palm (which i think is still in my purse), listened to more of aldren's theories on mas selamat and went home.
then i think i watched tv, went to the mall again and came home and slept.

and today i am attempting to finish all my homework.
wish me luck!

2008-03-13T13:43:00.005+08:00

whoo!
i came back from the chalet on Tuesday night.
it was so fun.
let's start from Sunday shall we?

Sunday.
the day of Kayne's birthday.
i reached the chalet at about six thirty clutching my overstuffed bag(full of clothes i didn't use.).
the people had already started barbecuing and i moved into the room and went down to join everyone.
more and more people started coming but we were just in the room playing cards.
then we ate and stuff.
then we went back to the room where we played truth or dare.
i kept picking dare and getting weird dares like kissing Sonia (who's a girl.) and yelling out of the window.
after that, i wanted to go to sleep cause i freaking had school the next day and had to wake up at 7.but it was so scary and quiet in the other room so i just slept in the noisy room, full of people playing some whack job game but i knew i was SAFE.
but as i was sleeping, a sudden tangle of bodies fell on me and i awoke.
lol.
i went back to sleep, amid the sounds of plastic bottles hitting walls.
anyway, it got too noisy to sleep so i just woke up and went back to sleep like 4 hours later.

Monday.
i woke up at 7, had a shower and went to school for some computer thing.
then Alex and i went back to the chalet where we watched the amityville horror and then we proceeded back to school and had literature lessons where we ate and ate and ate during the 3 hour lesson.
then i went back to the chalet and we watched the skeleton key but i fell asleep halfway through, woke up at around the ending and kept bugging my cousin bout what happened.
then we went to sleep.

Tuesday.
Kayne's other party was today, the one where all his friends come over. we watched tv in the morning and i went back home for piano lessons.
on the way back to the chalet, i was caught in a jam for 25 minutes and the bus had not moved more than 30 ft from the bus stop. so i got off and took a 59 to the chalet. i started walking but then i fell in a puddle. so i got mad and stomped back to the chalet.
blah blah blah.
then we put in green day's bullet in a bible and turned up the volume to 34 and started having a simulation gig where i lost my voice.
then was the party.
then we played blackjack and in-between and won/lost money.
then we went home cause if we stayed we would have to wake up real early to check out (checking out time : 10am).
so my cousins came over to our house we slept.

Wednesday.
i woke up and went for the rehearsal at ccps.
i am the item IC for the juggling act.
then i came home and slept and went to church for penitential service.
then i came home and slept.

Thursday (so far).
i am at Cherylanne's house, filming the English project thing.
it's been fun.

2008-03-08T21:51:00.003+08:00

since i have to go to sleep soon, i shall just copy and paste what i said to angela about my day.
"i woke up at 545 to go for mass but i came like 3 minutes late so according to my catechism class teacher we missed it and couldnt attend it so david went to shit then we met keisha and we had breakfast then we devised a plan to get us all in the same group then we started playing the church's instruments until they had to come tell us to start cleaning then we cleaned glass panels and windows we then went across the street to get stuff then came back to scrape wax off candle holders which i didnt really do then we went home i had tuition and when i came home i watched tv for half and hour and went to sleep i woke up at 8 and had dinner now im doing my blog layout."

two things to note:
1) there is absolutely no punctuation whatsoever in the thing above. so it gets kinda hard to read.
2) i already did my blog layout thing.

2008-03-05T18:42:00.004+08:00

it's kinda amazing what one cca-free afternoon can do.
it can do wonders!
just one free afternoon and i've actually managed to catch up on my homework! *gazes and nods around with THAT face*
actually it was just a maths cause i've only ever bothered to do it on weekends. and that's like once a week.
so, i've finally completed!

anyway, the march 'holidays' are coming up *makes a desperate attempt to act excited*.
we have to go back to school to study almost every single damn day.
just like last year.

moving on, there's this terrorist on the loose in singapore right now.
can you believe it?
it's been like prolly a week and he's still running around prolly armed and dangerous.
who knows he might just jump into your home and steal your stuff.
oh wow.
that would be scary and weird.

2008-02-25T20:39:00.002+08:00

oh it's been forever since i last updated.
oh well.
lotsa stuff's been happening.

we've just came back from camp, we did a show yesterday at boon lay, lotsa homework, bites and bruises and sleeplessness.

man.
after we came back from camp, we rushed down to boon lay for the rehearsals.
haha.
but it was supposed to end at like 6.
and we reached there at like 5.
so there wasn't much to do but learn what went where.
ah well.
no one prolly gets what i'm blabbering about anyway.

okay, now time for "klarry's 3 most embarrassing falls that she can remember!"
1)at changi village.
i think i was like high or something and i was wearing ridiculous shoes.
i was walking down a flight of stairs and i tripped, fell and rolled all the way down.
crazy shit.

2)at the sunken foyer thing in school.
i was running cause i was late and there was a big bunch of bags there and a whole group of netballers sitting there.
yeah so i was running, got my foot caught in the strap of some bag, tripped and was sent sprawling across the sunken foyer.
i just sat there and laughed.

3)on the last day of camp corri 08.
i had just woken up and was all groggy and all that and it was dark outside but i had to go over to the chalet next door to get a first aid kit. so instead of climbing over the fence like i always did, i decided to go down the stairs and go up the stairs, which turned out to be a bad thing cause as i said, it was dark and i was sleepy. so i lost my footing, fell down the stairs, hit my shins against the concrete stairs and started rolling down the hill thing which the chalet was perched on. it hurt bad.

and that's all today on "klarry's 3 most embarrassing falls that she can remember!"

oh and i'll do something about the stupid layout thing soon.

2008-01-27T21:38:00.000+08:00

hello once again.
i am finally updating again.

okay.
yesterday was angela's birthday which was at her house.
i went there with maddy and felicia and had a weird time on the trains.
yeah so we reached there and had to go with maddy to get a present for angela which she hadn't done.
then felicia and i bought some chocolates from the stupid convenience store which turned out to be spoilt.
like, what the hell.
i wasted one dollar on spoilt shit.
*fumes*
anyway we went to the condo which i think kei would've liked cause it was yellow.
so we went there and there was quite alot of people there already, greeting us and telling us how nice the food was.
so we ate and made lotsa noise and laughed and did stuff people do at parties.
it was very fun.
people like cherylanne and angela got shoved in the swimming pool.
poor people.
angela was wearing a white shirt and cherylanne got shoved in 4 times.
like, wow.
oh!
and i fell.
it hurt like hell.
and bri and i got new nicknames.
she's bueno and i'm nacho.
and david's libre.
oh my god hahahahahaha.
yeah it was so awesome.
it was the one of the first parties of the year.
oh wow.
good job ange.

then i went home with david.
we were supposed to take a train but then we saw the bus stop so we took a 58 all the way to pasir ris.
i swear it was the fastest bus ride ever okay.
when we reached pasir ris, we texted maddy and asked them where they were and they said they were only at kallang.
like, whoa.

today i went for mass with arin and weiling.
you would not believe the amount of people we saw wearing MCR t-shirts.
like, we saw 3 in 15 minutes.
arin saw the guy.
i saw the guy.
we looked at each other and just started laughing.
then we repeated that procedure twice cause we saw two other people.
two of the shirts were the same, the black black parade one.
then there was this other one which looked extremely fake.
bottom line is: do no wear MCR shirts to church.

goodnight and good flight.

2008-01-23T18:58:00.000+08:00

ahhhh!!
i have so much stuff to say.

on staurday at suntec city, a praying mantis fell on my face.
it was so, so, so gross.

fast forward to today.
ahhh!
i found out from nicole that paramore's coming!
*starts squealing and jumping*
yay.
it's about time.
i missed the mcr concert kinda because of them.
dammit.

anyway.
i also found something else out:

"Panic At the Disco's New Album Is Pretty. Odd.
It's official: Panic at the Disco's new album will be entitled Pretty. Odd. It will be released on March 25, 2008. They have also dropped the ! from their name. Also, the rumor we reported was correct...the band will headline 2008's Honda Civic Tour."

yay!
new p!atd, or rather just patd, album coming out march 25th people!

this day just keeps getting better and better...i guess.
oh!
yeah and i cut my hair.
okay people. that is all.

2008-01-16T19:45:00.000+08:00

hey people!
i haven't updated in a squillion years and i have to say i have actually been really really busy.
mostly with school stuff cause school has reached the third week since it's opening.
i come home at 7.30 three times a week and so i do not have time to come online nor watch tv like i used to, by the hours.
so whoever said school's boring is crazy.
it's freaking hectic, i swear upon my viva la cobra cd which is freaking awesome of course.
well school started at 8.45 today and that meant that i got to sleep ion for a whole hour.
which didn't really make a difference (or maybe it did cause i was yawning more than usual).
we had some crappy physics test today which little or no people understood.
but we still had to do it anyway.
drama's kinda interesting and we have to do some 800 word essay thing on historical something.
i have to refer to the paper for this cause i'm weird like that.
oh!
i still haven't bought my history and social studies textbooks.
they are simply out of stock everywhere.
the printing machine must have broken down or something.
either that or they stupidly think that every single history/social studies student has their textbook.
well you're wrong.
wrong dammit.
okay.
i think that's all i can think of right now.
bye!

2008-01-08T20:22:00.000+08:00

okay.
first week of school.
still haven't got all my books.
still need to get new stuff like stationary and uniform.

okay. so second day of school.
i can't remember what happened.
i don't think anything interesting happened except that the teacher's actually started teaching.

friday.
cca orientation!
it was so fun.
because we are in pm and we have mics, i think we were easily the loudest and the most enthusiastic cca.
like 64 people signed their names la.
haha.
it was so fun.
when there were no sec ones there, we would do lame things like pretend to be on channel news asia and report stuff like tsunamis and cyclones and hurricanes in singapore and how only pm girls survived.
then we wrote pm songs and started a band called k(there's supposed to be a tiny three here but i don't know how to do it.).
it's pronounced k cube la.
and we kept our hit song, rock your day, repeatedly. featuring toy.
and when the sec ones came, we told, or rather yelled at them, how fun pm is and what we do and stuff.
it was so fun.
then we got promised macdonalds and then we went home.

weekend.
like another holiday man.
went for a party on saturday till about 3.
went for church then went for bowling with my cousins and family friends.
so fun.

monday felt like the first day of school all over.
cca interviews.
michelle and i interviewed like 5 people.
some were like me and some were quiet.
but like alot joined cause of the "speech" toy, the twins and i gave.
yeah.
then we had cca then we went home.

today.
um. today was a sucky day.
every tuesday's gonna be a sucky day.
we have to bring like every single book we own.
geez.
to top it off, we still have drama afterward.
drama isn't so bad.
it's still the best subject ever.
then i came home.

2008-01-02T20:23:00.000+08:00

today was a crazy first day back.
i so wasn't used to being in school yet.
and can you believe we actually started learning stuff on our first day back?
well, actually it was still kinda okay.
but suddenly during physics felt extremely, ridiculously sleepy and my eyes just couldn't keep open.
creepy huh?
and the teacher's kinda weird.
he started talking about ghosts all of a sudden.

anyway, during my last few and precious moments of the holidays, i had parties and lots of them.
i went out with my cousins and bowled and watched i am legend.
laughed loudly at a private joke at the sad part when the dog was dying.
it was actually a pretty good movie.
and we had a new year's thing at our house so everyone came over and there was more booze and cheating at blackjack.
anyway it was kinda fun.
everyone was going around saying stuff like, "ahhha i had my first piss of the year at 12.02.".
so typical of my relatives.
yeah anyway.
didn't really do anything on new year's day.
yeah what a way to spend my first day of the new year man.

and then came the first day of school.
okay.
so kei. kaede and i volunteered to do pm duty in the morning and ended up really late for class cause everyone went back and we couldn't find the class.
but we managed and wasn't too late.
then the teacher started telling us things that teachers usually tell us at the start of the year.
and so it begins....

dammit.

2007-12-26T15:22:00.000+08:00

ahhhh.
the christmas season.
party after party.
glasses and glasses of wine.
packets and packets of money.
tons of people and decibels and decibels of sound.
illegal organised gambling.
being greeted lovingly by people at parties who you swear you've never seen before.
and other weird things people do during christmas.

so that's basically what's been happening lately.
lots of food too.
yeahhhhh.
the food.
the food at my uncle's place was kinda the nicest so far.
although the spaghetti yesterday wasn't so bad.

enjoy your parties people!
school starts in like a week man.

2007-12-25T16:47:00.000+08:00

very merry christmas!

i had a really fun christmas party at my uncle's house yesterday.
before we went to see my brothers acting in the pageant play.
it was funny.
and the choir and the sound system was so jdfngafjnvain.
even our school's one is better.

then we rushed to sembawang and reached there just on time.
i mean on time as they were JUST about to eat.
thank goodness we didn't come any later.
i tell you the food was gone in like 30 seconds.
nice food.
the kind you find in delifrance or whatever other restaurants where you pay alot and get really little.

then all of us played bingo.
like as one giant family cause it was a family gathering and we were playing bingo.
it was a dollar for a card and the guys spent 10 bucks so that means they got ten cards.
yeah so kavita, carmen and i made a deal that if any of us won, we would split it three-way and the winner get the extra dollar cause there was 22 dollars to be won.
hah. suckers. everyone thought nicholas was gonna win cause he got a good start.
but guess who won?
hahaha
me!
so awesome right?
it's the first time i play and i win.
yay so i got an extra 8 dollars on top of all the other money i got.
no, make that 28 dollars.
okay whatever.

we only played one game of bingo cause it was midnight and that meant that it was christmas already so everyone started going around and wishing each other merry christmas.
i got lotsa calls and messages.
thanks you people.
and merry christmas to people i did not wish cause i don't have your numbers.
so then people started telling ghost stories.
on christmas, um, morning.
the adults got a guitar and started playing carols (hahahaha) on the balcony.
we went down for some cold, cold air.
i tell you compared to the house, outdoors was like air-conditioned.
yeah so we went to the playground and heard the adults singing from 10 floors below.
hahaha we started yelling along until some guy shouted from his window, "OI!"
so we kinda panicked and went up.
guess who came?
the police.
hahaha.
to tell us that there were loads of complaints from the neighbors.

so we all kinda shut up and started leaving.
the cab i took home was so fun.
the driver was totally speeding.

then i went home and slept.

things that happened but i haven't blogged about:
1) it's christmas eve!
2)i freaking got my cobra starship cd! whoo hoo!!
it's really really good. and i've been listening to it ever since.
yay cobra!
3)um there was a party at my house on the 23rd for my neighbors and it ended at about 12 and i watched the episode of heroes that i missed a couple of days ago.
4)i've got the gym class heroes cd too. um, as cruel as school children.
5)i noticed i don't blog about cca. well, anyway, there's no more cca til *runs off to check* the 2nd of january.
about 8 days.
till school starts.
eeeee.
hahahaha.

okay.
now go off and have a merry christmas.
NOW.

2007-12-20T12:55:00.000+08:00

went for my dad's alliance party thing yesterday.
wasn't really a party.
more like a barbecue.
actually it was more of a i-feel-so-at-home thing cause i went up to the house and watched CSI and whatnot till i went home.
it was a condo in siglap.
pretty nice place.

before that i was in church waiting for my mom and brothers so we could all go together.
they took so long.
but my brothers came down first so we played 4-5 games of noisy foosball.
it's like normal foosball but really, really noisy.
cheyenne and her little friends played with us too.
that's why it became noisy foosball.

i think that basically made my day.
oh! oh!
yeah i wore my new shoes.
but it being new, gave me bloody blisters.
and it really hurts.

2007-12-18T21:29:00.001+08:00

today i went out with my mom to get some new stuff for christmas.
i got three new pairs of shoes, one of which i'm wearing now cause it looks so nice.
and a new schoolbag.
and socks.
and a cardigan.
and a shirt.

okay so it's not very christmassy but that's because we didn't really have much time.
or something.

i went to the yakult factory on friday and i forgot to post about it.
it was so cool.
they make everything, even the bottles, there.
and, of course, we got free yakult.
but we had to buy the rest.
so my mom bought like 6 packs cause it's 30 cents cheaper there.
yeah anyway, it was kinda fun and i ate a fillet-o-fish for the first time in 5 years.
cool right?

2007-12-17T19:00:00.000+08:00

i went for some christmas party at my dad's friend's pub.

we played pool and had pizza.

when i was walking to the pub, i saw this shop called ghostbuster.

seriously.

so i took a picture.
but i can't seem to upload it.

never mind.

then we came home in the slowest bus ever.
if i 2/7 were running running their 2.4 next to the bus in single form, we would overtake the bus by 48962756872 miles.
that's how slow it was.

i am so losing interest in blogging.
i have no idea why, though.

2007-12-15T23:19:00.000+08:00

i have been really busy...................watching TV.
lots and lots of it.
even shows that i don't like, like unfabulous.
what's with all the singing, woman?

i went to paragon with Donna and jaslyn to watch the choir people carol.
but before that i went to meet my friend to pass her something so i was really early.
so i went with her to get hair extensions and find her brother and get all the necessities for her flight at tampines mall.
we went to popular and that's where i saw it.
the fall out boy infinity on high deluxe edition.
it's what I've been looking for.
and i found it!
yay me!

then i got on the train and met Donna and jaslyn at city hall.
but we were running really late so Donna made us take a cab to paragon.
the bloody cab driver was so bloody annoying i tell you.
he drove up and had a sign on his windscreen saying "city".
his window was winded down and we said paragon.
then this lady behind us just hopped into the cab and drove off like that *snaps fingers.*
annoying! annoying!
*glares angrily*
so we got there late because of all the bloody traffic jams.
and the choir people had already begun singing.
there was like a whole crowd of people around them.
they were good.
then there was an interval so we went to eat.
there was no place with no queue except 7-11 and all those other kind of places where they don't serve decent dinner food.
so we had to eat at delifrance.
we sat there waiting for our damn food to come and Trisha and Arin were laughing like hell.
i don't really know why though.
i just sat there and kept talking and they kept laughing at whatever i said.
and our food finally came along with Felicia and Shanna.
haha.
there was a book in Felicia's bag (that we ransacked when she went to get a drink) called stroke for dummies.
when i pulled it out, we all just burst out laughing.
yeah when our food came, we ate and could've left cause at delifrance you pay after you eat and there was an escalator right there.
but we had integrity (omg so corny) and paid and left to see the rest of the performance.
but they weren't there anymore.
gasp.
and we called them and met up with them and Abe and Shanna traded shoes which made Abe look like she was from Jesus' time cause she was wearing a long, long dress with sandal-like shoes.
so we kept calling her Jesus and stuff.
and then, and then, and then we started walking somewhere.
Arin and i were actually going home so we were leading the way to the mrt.
the following conversation took place:
Arin: hey! we're being followed!
klarry: yeah! *sees Olivia trying to overtake us* hey you! get behind us!
Arin and klarry: *laughs really loudly*

then someone said, "where are we going?"
Arin and i turned around and exclaimed, "we're going home!"
we said bye to everyone and went onto the train and started reminiscing until Arin got off.
oh boy, the good ol' times.

went for tuition just now.
people, beware.
if your maths in sec 2 was just like mine (which means it sucked), i tell you it's gonna be 76872806556207856 times harder in sec 3.
but only if you're taking a maths.
i don't know about principle of accounts though.
cause I'm not taking it.
duh.

yay! it's emo baby's birthday party tomorrow!

2007-12-13T16:11:00.000+08:00

i went for my grandma's birthday yesterday.
we arrived real early.
so we just sat on the couch and watched tv.
not like there was anything to watch anyway.
people started trickling through the door.
it was like a normal party.
except that the birthday celebrant wasn't there.
yeahh...

i'm probably gonna go with donna to watch shoomsie carol tomorrow.
but my mom hasn't given me a definite answer yet.
but i guess i'll prolly be able to go cause it's shumin and caroling.

2007-12-11T21:58:00.000+08:00

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"LOL . u want blog then blog la ! NBCB ! Think i scared of u isit ? Ok lah . STEADY . U want face to face uhs ? Come lah !
I scaredy cat ? U go hongan lah ! U think ur english very pro uh ? Lols . Even if sum1 is clever or not . he or she doesnt have to type in proper eng pls
Ue wad ? Express ? Think i oso not express ? ZZZZZZZ
i already have a life . how to get another one ? DOTS ! LOLS . pls lah . I JEALOUS ?! *PUKES*
YAYA . I AM JEALOUS OF HER MO PENG FACE !
plus are u sure tadd eu din snatch ppl guys? u added my fren on msn && even asked him out. && u wanted to be his gal. are u sure abt tadd. do u noe tadd he already had a gf && she's a real pwetty babe
plus compare to u she damn it lovely. plus if ur pretty, dere's no ugly peeps in dis world. face the fact && dun be so bhb lah. btw after my fren meet u he wanna puke. he told mi tadd ur so damn ****!"

oh my god.
look at his/her grammar, spelling and punctuation.
it's so fucked up!
i bet if i click on the spell check icon, it would spontaneously combust.
i mean, come on.
if you wanna insult/hurt/slam people, do it properly!
if i were the one getting slammed like that, i wouldn't feel insulted at all.
his/her grammar, spelling and punctuation gives me the impression that his/her is a total idiot.
or probably even illiterate.
i can tell you i didn't even understand like half the text.
it isn't English!
i hate you.
go get gonorrhea and die.

and second, if you wanna slam someone, don't be a fucktard and slam someone who a gazillion people like.
slam someone like yourself, bitch.
i have an idea.
go slam your fucking self.
i don't know how you retards do it.

i bet you're like really retarded cause you think shoomsie's ugly.
you probably look like some one's ass.
and tags are not posts.
dammit, i knew you were an idiot.

okay. i have alot more to say but i just can't be bothered to waste my lunch on this.
shoomsie, if you read this, don't take these insults seriously.
i mean, she spells "you" as "yoo".
someone like that can NEVER be take seriously.
shoomsie, we've all got your back.

2007-12-10T21:56:00.000+08:00

i'll begin be saying, or repeating rather, i went for another party.
this time it was my mom's choir's christmas party.
it was a barbecue in a really remote part of changi.
like seriously remote.
you have to take a bus, get down at some remote part, and walk into the darkness, uphill, for like 15 minutes.
but the chalet's really nice.
it's a two-storey place.
and surrounded by little kitty cats!
they were everywhere!
they had a family and we kept giving them food and they took the food and brought it back to their little kitties.
i tell the kitties are so much smarter than my brother.
he put his plate of chicken wings on the table and left it there.
stupid right?
leaving 3 chicken wings on the table, unattended while around 6 hungry strays were wandering around.
yeah so the cats leaped up onto the seat, then to the table to get the wings then ran off to eat.
i think cats' teeth are really strong because i could hear the crunching of the bones 3 feet away.
there was this particularly adorable kitty that was so tame.
i called her gwendolyn and kept giving her food.
there was also this really adorable baby there called lance i think.
i don't really know his real name cause i call him emo baby.
he has emo hair.
and he's only one!

yeah that's the most exciting thing that happened all weekend.
and mcr's tomorrow.
i'm not going cause i don't have queue jumpers.
dammit.
i think i said this before but i shall wait in patience for you to return to our fair island.
what is mtv thinking of?
the concert's tomorrow and the results aren't out yet.
crazy, huh?

there's a new tai tv.
guy ripley's back with his true things, yay!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bZ00T4xp4Gs

2007-12-08T15:40:00.001+08:00

i went to abelle's church yesterday.
it was pretty fun but i still like being a catholic la.
the people in her church are so hyper.
they dumped some guy in a trash can.
we were all laughing so hard.
the people there are so fun.
we ate dinner at macdonalds and then i came home.

my mom let me go for the concert but everyone has queue jumpers except me so i'll be alone.
at the back.
shucks.
ah what the hell.
don't worry mcr, i will wait for you to return to our fair island.

i was talking to arin about the past concerts like fall out boy and singfest.
and we started talking about smokers.
we were like hope they choke on their bloody smoke and die or something.
and how we try to show our annoyance with them when they are right there somking.
sickos la.
they are like cooler ways to die i tell you.

2007-12-05T20:39:00.000+08:00

it been pretty windy these past few days so i decided to make full use of the free, natural, healthy air that's been billowing through my window.
so these past few days, i guess i've been saving tons of electricity bu not using the fan nor the air-con.
it's actually really cold you know.
chilly wind.
haha.
chilly wind.
i have to bundle up in my thick blanket to get warm.
i think i'll die when i go to a country with snowy seasons.
or i'll be balled up in clothes until i cannot walk properly.
so usually i wake up normally every morning at around 12.
however, this morning, i got woken up by cold, cold droplets of water hitting my face.
it woke me up instantly but that didn't stop me from thinking i was getting watered.
i woke up, closed the window and went back to sleep.
then i woke up at 10.45 and had a bath and started my boring day.
i do not wish to elaborate any further, though.

2007-12-04T17:03:00.000+08:00

these are damn funny. one is our science project, one is cherylanne and her sister lip synching to love today by mika and the other is this really cute baby.

2007-12-04T16:11:00.000+08:00

little to nothing has been happening this holiday.
just party after party, boring ones or not.

anyway, we finally put up our Christmas tree on sunday.
it has so little decorations but i guess we'll just keep adding them to the tree when we finally dig them them out from the store room.
the lights are pretty though.
haha.
while everyone was putting up the decorations, i was just sitting in the comfy armchair and re-reading nailing harry.
my family practically had to use a crowbar to pry me out of the seat.
but being the kindly person i am, i offered my assistance.
then we had pizza for but the stupid pizza guy took so long to come that the food got cold.
annoying right?
they promise to deliver hot pizzas.

last night, before sleeping, my head was spinning like crazy.
like you know when the toilet bowl gets flushed?
yeah, like that.
wait, actually i don't know if toilets still flush like that or the water just flushes randomly.
the spinning was so bad that i couldn't even walk properly.
i can assure you that i was completely sober.
i don't know what's happening to me.

today i managed to clear almost every cupboard in my room.
the plastic drawers near my door are so void of papers/books/whatever else you put in drawers like those are so empty you could carry it with one hand.
on the other hand, my living room is filled with plastic bags, 6 to be exact, which in turn are filled with my books and papers, awaiting the recycling bins at the void deck.
i didn't even know my room could hold so much trash.
now my room is super dusty and full of things that i don't need but can't bear to throw away.
i hope i can finish this quickly.
then i can throw away those stupid cabinets that are taking up valuable lying-down space in my room.
it's not like my room is superly ginormous, you know.

i haven't listened to green day in awhile.
i managed to take my brother's bullet in a bible and rip it into my account.
before that, i only had american idiot.
but it's quite annoying to listen to bullet in a bible cause of all the people screaming.
never mind!
at least i can still hear the songs properly.

whoa!
one week left!

2007-12-02T15:35:00.000+08:00

yesterday i went for a birthday/barbecue party thing. oh my god. it was such a waste of my 6+ hours. it was extremely boring. as i was sitting there with my mom being bored, i saw this guy in the pit next to ours wearing an avenged sevenfold shirt with this really tiny pair of shorts. i stared at him, transfixed and laughing in my mind. anyway i think he saw me staring. creepy.

and today i went for mass. on the way there in the bus, i saw this extremely selfish person. there were like tons of people standing and the guy was just sitting there, on the aisle seat, not moving in. seriously, would it kill people to sit at the window seat? god.
then i went for mass and then i came back so now I'm at home and that bloody MTV website has some kinda problem with submitting the answers! god.

2007-11-30T18:34:00.000+08:00

it happened again today. i woke up at 12 and was in school by 1. again. i am getting back in touch with good charlotte right now. i really haven't listened to them in a really long time. anyway, i went to school today for cca. thankfully joy came today and i didn't have to feel so...i don't know. the seniors were there too and they were back from camp so they were kinda hyper and insisted on playing "camp games" while we waited for mr yeo to come. it was fun and retarded but still fun. it was like camp all over again. then we listened to mr yeo talk for the rest of the time until around 3 when we had our break. after that, we taped tubes. the tubes were really cool looking too. they reminded me of those spring things that "spring" down the stairs. yeahh.

2007-11-27T15:47:00.000+08:00

oh my god. hello people. i haven't updated since friday.

on saturday i went for the same old boring tuition. then i came home and had nothing to post about. then i went for mass since i had to prepare for the class party the next day (beware of rants to come.) came home and watched then talked to geraldine for like an hour then watched cadet kelly. hey, there was like nothing else on!

on sunday i was supposed to meet donna, fee and shoomsie at 11 at bedok but i overslept and met them at the house instead at 1.30. so i showed up at the house to a very pissed and wet donna. but it's not my fault my mom took an hour to get ready. we started filling up the bags with water and chucked them all in a mini bath tub. then i tried to order pizza for everyone but the bloody woman at canadian pizza kept hanging up on me. if i was rich, i would sue. but right now, i would be content with a slap. so we didn't have lunch. we played some music and stuff and got really bored cause at first there were only like 8 or 9 people. the twins, henny, donna, fee, jolyn, wei ann, geraldine and me. yeah 9. then jolyn and wei ann left to go somewhere which i guess i'll never ever find out. so when we heard that they were coming back with nirali, we quickly made a plan to scare the shit out of them. the plan consisted of tons of magazines falling from the second storey and the beginning part of a gwen stefani song. so when the next person came, WE INITIATED THE PLAN! i can tell you...
it wasn't jolyn OR wei ann OR nirali.
it was....

cheyenne.

and i was the person to convince her that there was something creepy going on but i couldn't stand it. it was just damn funny.
so i sat on a chair and laughed like crap while magazines hit cheyenne repeatedly and fee crawled down the stairs, hair covering her face, in a hilarious imitation of the ring thing. then next unfortunate person to come was abe. so everyone picked up the magazines and hurried upstairs, waiting. when she came, the same things happened except that :

1)she WASN'T creeped out.

2)she was just standing there commenting how lame we were.

3)cheyenne and i were laughing so much we couldn't stand.

4)the magazines they were throwing down hit every drink on the coffee table.

okay, wait. *starts laughing really loudly* yeah then we found out that abe came for the drinks so she started downing them like one after another. by 6.30, she was red in the face. we started, or rather, cheyenne and i started the barbecue fire thing.

but the trays were on the table and, duh, the table got burnt.

i told her.

so we transferred everything to the floor and cheyenne left. so weird right? i mean, why bother to help with the grill if you're not gonna eat anything? pfft. yeah then shumin took over and my god we started cooking!

amazing right?

i know. we talked and stuff and played this really retarded game (duh it was abelle's idea.) called chubby bunny. you have to shove as many marshmallows into your mouth as you possibly can and try to say chubby bunny. it's damn hilarious to see people try. gerald did 3. i did 4. shumin freaking did 9. yeah then donna, shumin and i grabbed the other bag of marshmallows and went to the grill to roast them and talk. meanwhile, loud bursts of laughter could be heard coming form the room where everyone else was and we were wondering, "if they're just talking, how the hell can they laugh so much?". but we just continued doing whatever and pretty soon it was 10 and everyone cleared the house up in like 5 minutes and left.

awesome party man. anyway, if you didn't come and DON'T have an excusable excuse, we'll be billing ya. don't take it to heart, it's just that.....it was supposed to be a freaking class party so we ordered one hell of alot of stuff.

um. monday was the cca party. was late to meet twinnies at the pasir ris mrt station but joy came about the same time as me so yeah. we took the bus to pasir ris park and met everyone else there. while waiting for everyone else to come, kei, kaede, joy, tayying and i climbed all sorts of nets, swung from one end of the thingy thing thing to another (sorry, i don't know what you call this.) and played follow the leader. then the "amazing race" began. i was in kaede and tayying's group. we came in first! but the leaders kinda forgot all about the race i guess. the party was really fun. when we were playing hide and seek, kaede, tayying and i hid in the swimming pool. we were standing on this platform with showers overhead. kaede and i were going on and on about how cool it would be if the showers turned on all of a sudden. then i saw this switch and out of curiosity, i wandered toward it, leaving kaede on the platform, and pressed it! then i heard kaede yelling. haha. i had turned the showers on and she was standing there. but she was standing in front and the showers were in the centre. yeah then we started going crazy and dancing and acting like we were actually filming a video and stuff and got wet so we went up to change to out PM shirts! then we played a couple more games and everyone started packing up and we went home.

tuesday. i finally bought my freaking books. but i've got nowhere to put them cause my room is so full of junk so i've gotta start clearing it out. seriously. i have literally nowhere to chuck anything anymore. CSI night. i have been so addicted to CSI lately. watching up to 3 hours of it at a time.

wednesday. i went for cca today. kinda the same as always except joy, bea, kei and kaede weren't there. i kinda forgot the twins went for holiday for awhile. but then i remembered!

and then...TODAY. woke up to a chilling breeze billowing into my face. luckily i have 2 covers! one thin one and one thick one. the thin one didn't suffice so i had to use the thick one. i watched like 2 hours of CSI and made extreme progress in the clear-ation of my room. yay! yeah so i basically watched tv alot today.

the band tokio hotel is really, really good. i don't understand what they're singing but they are good.

r.i.p casey calvert.

2007-11-24T16:25:00.001+08:00

okay i realised a few things as i went around the internet today.
like reading blogs and ignoring facebook apps and seeing what weird groups people join.

1)(oli's blog:http://www.lunchbox-.blogspot.com/)

there is no way on earth people's eyes can go that big.

it's obviously photoshopped.

stupid people.

want to pose for picture also cannot pose properly.

the caption for that picture was "nobody love me....sad."

who takes this shit seriously?

it's kind of creepy, the diameter of their eyes.

2)(cheyenne's blog)

bet on it (freaking high school musical) is a really, really painfully long song.

3)(facebook.)

harry potter is REALLY popular there.

there are like tons of groups there which are all about harry potter.
like "fuck this, i'm going gtoing to hogwarts" and "Snape Snape Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!".
i gotta admit i joined a few.
they are pretty funny and i kinda like the book. not the movie though.

4)(facebook)

apparently, i'm not the only one who hates chain mail.
No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter. sweet, huh? yeahhh.

i don't really know what the point of this post is anyway.

2007-11-23T17:29:00.000+08:00

i didn't come online yesterday until late basically because i woke up at two.
come to think of it, i haven't been waking up anytime before twelve lately.

my brother got back his psle results yesterday too.
i am soooo delighted to know that i beat him.
now he owes me a dollar from the wager.
but i guess he already paid me back because i borrowed $1.50 from him while playing blackjack but don't tell him that because he thinks it's only a dollar.

i watched this really cool but creepy documentary on stigmata yesterday night on arts central.
stigmata's this, well, thingy thing thing that happens really rarely.
it's when you start bleeding from your hands, feet, side and forehead.
kinda like Jesus did when they crucified him.
that's why it's kinda creepy yet cool.

i woke up considerably earlier today, at quarter to nine.
i re-read my harry potter book that i keep at my bedside for when i get bored.
the pages are soooo falling apart, i tell you.
i eventually got out of bed, had a bath and had breakfast.
then i watched amazing race asia.
they look like asians but they sure don't sound like them.
goes to show how many people go overseas to study.
i had lunch then went to read some more.
national geographic this time.
and oh my god i fell asleep.
hahaha.

i haven't been going out alot.
i shall make the plans then!
*sinister laugh*
there'll be two parties soon.
class party and the seniors farewell party for PM.
i can hardly wait.

abe says that tokio hotel are really good so i went to have a listen.
i listened to through the monsoon and i have to admit that not only does the lead singer look like a girl, he sounds like one too in that song.
but they are good so you can't come after me for that.

i am surprisingly listening to screamo.
um, ligeia.
yeah.
and it's quite okay.

2007-11-21T20:02:00.000+08:00

today i had cca.

i woke up at 11 and ate the last of the coco crunch.
my brother wasn't very happy with that.

then i left for the bus stop.
on the way there, at the overhead bridge, there were these 2 guys sitting and wasting time, just like youth these days absolutely love to do.
then they suddenly started yelling, "oi! you go school today for what?!?".
confused, i looked around.
there was no one around in school uniform but me.
i started feeling weird by then.
then i looked at them.
oh my god.
there were like looking at me and yelling the same thing over and over again.
then i just thought to myself, "klarry, ignore them. okay? they are prolly crazy or super bored or something."
then my bad self said, "oh my god what the bloody hell is their fucking problem? are they THAT bored?!"
(which caused me to glare angrily at them.)

then the bus came and i boarded it.
and i realised that i didn't bring my bloody ez-link card.
so i got off the bus and started walked home.
i was very visibly angry.
so i wasn't surprised when i went around a corner and came face to face with those 2 yelling idiots, they were kinda shocked.
don't their parents teach them it's bloody rude to stare?

so when i eventually reached school, or the bus stop outside school rather, i saw this damn cute kitty.
then i said to it, "hello meow meow!"
and i waved at it and pat it's head.
then it rubbed itself on my leg, like kitties usually do.
then i said, "bye bye meowsie!"
and waved and started walking away cause i was kinda late for cca.
then it started following me!
so cute right?!

then i went for cca, which was not entirely a waste of time this time.
twinnies went home early cause they had violin lessons.

the party'll prolly be on the 25th, that's this sunday.
be there or beware....

2007-11-20T15:00:00.000+08:00

some people are like really bored you know.
this morning my brother was reading the papers and he saw this article on this guy who's like 50+ who got arrested for prank calling another guy.
he sent pizzas and burgers to his house.

so nonsense right?

yeah.
then canadian pizza stated that they get like an average of 5 prank calls a week.
LOL.

2007-11-19T20:43:00.000+08:00

okay so today i was supposed to go bowling with my family and my brother's school people thing.
it's confusing.

but i didn't wake up that early so my mom and brothers left first.
i woke up around 12 then had to go too.

i only played one game cause my finger hurt, again.
it must've been a long time since i bowled cause my finger doesn't hurt that quick.

then we went to ikea to eat (again.).
this time we ate the desserts.
and it is so much nicer than the meals there.

then we came home.

2007-11-18T15:18:00.000+08:00

so i came back from the party i was talking about.
it was kinda boring at first cause there wasn't really anything much to do.
i mean what could you possibly do at a chalet?

so at first we were all just sitting around, talking and listening to music.
we couldn't watch tv cause the sound system was already hooked up.

my uncle asked me to help him take out some cd from the laptop but i couldn't find the ejecting thing.
then i suddenly saw some red thing on my left hand pinky.
i was like what the hell is that?
then i realised that my forefinger on that hand had it too!
i rubbed my fingers together cause i thought it was blood and blood gets all sticky when you rub it.
yeah and it was blood!
i was bleeding!
i looked for the source of the bleeding and found out that my middle finger on my right hand was bleeding.
then how did it get to my left hand?

yeah anyway so i went to tell my mom that my finger was bleeding and she was like, 'go and wash la!".
so i went to wash.
it was like those kinds of horror movies where the guy tries to get rid of the evil doll but it keeps reappearing.
yeah so in the end i just got a plaster over it.
sad right?
it still hurts you know.

i tried to sleep cause i slept at 3 last night and woke up at like 9.
but i couldn't cause everyone was playing blackjack and yelling whenever they won, which was pretty often, mind you.

and meanwhile, outside the room, the adults were seriously cranking up the music.
and they started dancing.

and we were at an all time high.
haha.
pretty soon all of us were dancing.
*thinks back and starts laughing to self.*
people were being dragged from every direction of the chalet.
after like 2 or 3 songs, YMCA came on.
and then we all stopped what we were doing for awhile and went, "is that......?''
and someone shouted yes really loudly.
hhahahahahahaha.
we all ran out and started doing the ymca thing that everyone does when they hear it.

yeah so after all that dancing, we went back to the room to play blackjack again.
i went out to watch the supposed meteor shower but it so wasn't happening so we started talking about how haunted changi was, something we do every time we go there for some reason....

yeah then i ate some spicy guacamole chips.
it's green but good.

then i tried playing blackjack.
i had only 95 cents at first. but then my brother gave my another....*calculates, calculates*
$1.55.
so i started playing.
my cousin, who was on a winning streak with 61 bucks, told me if you bet big, you win big so i put.........A DOLLAR!
and i lost it.
stupid cousin.
so i reduced it to 50 cents.
mind you after losing that dollar, i only had like $1.50 left.
and i won 50 more cents.
so i went to bet a dollar again.
and i lost la.
so it went on and on until i completely nothing left.
i lost my whole $2.50.
i am a loser gambler la.

i asked my daddy the banker for more money but stupid winning streak cousin threw 20 cents to me and said, "start small la, start small.".

yeah so anyway after the whole game, i won back like $1.75.
good right?

then we came home at 5am and slept.
that's why this post is so late into the day.
cause i woke up at 3.
woot woot!

2007-11-17T14:54:00.000+08:00

i was at youtube and i came across this hilarious video.

it's like the sims version of avril lavigne's girlfriend video.

it's really funny.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6gqSk1UBFyo

go and observe the way she dances.
it's seriously freaking hilarious.

so, there's prolly more where that came from so go search.

the rihanna one's particularly hilarious.

2007-11-17T14:11:00.000+08:00

i just came back from tuition.

i was so sleepy, my eyes couldn't open properly.
my nose was leaky and i kept sneezing.

it was a bad tuition day today.

gerald was just telling me that she got lit instead of geography.
literature is basically a stupid subject.
pointless and stupid.

who wants to scrutinise a stupid poem/prose and whatever other text they try to give us anyway?, i said to her.

but it's true.
it's just a poem/prose or whatever other text they try to give us.
you either like it or you don't, said gerald.

she didn't really say that though.
i rephrased what she said.

the europe music awards are going on now but i can't watch it.
never mind.
i already know who won and there'll prolly be encores so yeah.

okay.
got to go now.
got some vampires/zombies/slayers to attack on facebook.

santi.

2007-11-17T11:46:00.000+08:00

i just woke up and had breakfast and a bath.

yesterday, i went for a friend's 18th birthday.
no fair.
he can drink legally.

well anyway, it was pretty boring.
seriously.
there was literally nothing to do.

now i know how the people at my 13th felt.
bored.
and my 14th.

not that i found it boring.

so we're going back again later.

the chalet's near the changi barracks and the old changi hospital.
his sister and her friends wanted to go but according to some bloody superstition, it's not "safe" to go in an odd-numbered group.

it's not safe to go there at all in the first place.

so anyway they called us and we decided to follow them there but just stay out of the place.

but when we went there, while munching on our meat lover's pizza, they weren't there.
bloody hell.

waste my time.

so we went back, angry and talking about alcohol.

we came home at about 1.30 and i couldn't sleep cause i wasn't sleepy at all.

i don't think i slept till about 3.

santi.

2007-11-16T13:33:00.000+08:00

hey there people.

i went for my brother's class party yesterday.
i'm kinda sick of chicken right now.

anyway, my brother has this classmate who looks one hell of alot like the Japanese guy from heroes.
and he does a good impression of him too.

it's hilarious.

yeah and another of my brother's classmates just got conned by the people of youtube.

some bored soul put together some scenes from "catch me if you can" and other movies that Leonardo DiCaprio acted in and made a fake movie trailer for the sequel of titanic.

it's hilarious.

they made up some story of jack being found (he initially froze to death) and defrosted.
what nonsense!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4

go and watch it and i swear, if you watched titanic, you would laugh like hell.

the planning of the class party is well underway so don't worry.
remember to check your email extremely often and tell me if you don't receive your invitation by (enter date here), tell me.

but i think everyone should get it.
unless i don't have your email.

santi.

2007-11-13T19:47:00.000+08:00

today i woke up at 12 (again.) and went to ikea with my mom.
the meatballs are so overrated, i tell you.

i remember reading someone's blog and they said that the meatballs were really nice or something.

but it's not.
it's not, i say.

marche's so much nicer.

i didn't really do anything else today.
not like there's anything to do anyway.

prolly going out soon with shoomsie and donna to buy the decorations for the party.
it's gonna be supercalafraglisticexpieladocious, i tell you.
supercalafragilisticexpieladocious.
i don't even know if that's how you spell it.

you better come or we will..
we will...
rock you.

2007-11-12T14:35:00.000+08:00

i went out with donna and shoomsie yesterday to go see the house we're prolly using for the party.
it's pretty creepy looking but once you get used to it, you'll see that it's actually rather nice.
it's double storey with a garden and a police station smack bang across the road so we're pretty safe.
there are available rooms so you can stay over if you wanna.
we're ordering pizza, buying chips and other stuff and also barbecuing so make sure you're hungry.

don't worry about the cost of the party cause we'll prolly bill ya afterwards.
okay.

santi.

2007-11-10T19:09:00.000+08:00

today i had piano lessons and tuition.

i had lunch in the food court and there was a poor birdie trapped in.
we tried opening to door for it but it was way too scared to leave.

then i went for novena service.
there was a little baby in front of us and he was adorable.
there was a little girl behind us and with her piercingly high voice, she went, "who's that guy?".
i guess she was referring to the priest.

i saw so many ang moh people today, considering this is pasir ris.
i even have an ang moh neighbor whom i didn't know existed till i went down to buy nasi lemak for breakfast and saw him shopping.

2007-11-08T22:19:00.000+08:00

today i went out.
as i was sitting at the bus stop, talking to my friend, this guy walked past.
and he had bangs.
it looked hilarious.
and we laughed.

2007-11-07T21:05:00.000+08:00

today i woke up at 12 and was in school at 1.
cool, huh?

we had cca today.
but left at 2 cause there was drama too.
turns out we didn't do anything much for both.

like for the 1 hour of cca twinnies and i attended.
45 minutes was spent being hot.
i don't really even know why it was so hot.
there was no sun.
i guess it attributes to the fact that we were running around.
yeah and the other 5 minutes were spent watching them argue.
funny la.
we started talking about getting popcorn and stuff.
then the other 5 minutes was spent doing nothing and then we left.

we went to the canteen to get a drink then went to look for shoomsie.
we saw cherylanne and went to look at our subject combinations.
i got what i wanted.
then we went to the drama room to wait for everyone tyo come.

then as we were talking, shoomsie came to the room.
twinnies and i started screaming.
when we eventually stopped, shoomsie told us that we had to go to the av theatrette for drama.
when we went there, we weren't the only people.
and most of the people were there already so we sat there and talked about spooky stuff.
it got kinda retarded when the other people in the room turned the lights off and everyone started screaming cause they were so creeped out.
yeah then more time was wasted till mr ng came and we watched the seniors perform.

then we went to the bubble tea shop to eat and after that we went home.

2007-11-06T22:00:00.000+08:00

yay!
fall out boy's got a new record on hold!
yay!

2007-11-06T15:39:00.001+08:00

i just watched what was like the funniest episode of pop inc ever.
it was like the click five pop inc special.
and it was hilarious.

okay now get out!

2007-11-05T14:03:00.000+08:00

lol.
i joined yet another hilarious group on facebook.
it's called "Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...".
and this was the description thing.
just read it.
it's hilarious.

Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking business.

The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them...

2007-11-04T20:31:00.000+08:00

i have just learnt the "cobra dance".
took me only a couple of minutes.
make an effort people.

2007-11-04T19:54:00.000+08:00

haha.
i just laughed, till the tears came, for about 10 minutes.
it was refreshing.

2007-11-04T16:14:00.000+08:00

hello people!
i am in a unexplainably good mood right now.

okay.
i haven't posted for awhile now.
but that's okay.
you know why?
cause i'm posting right now!
yay!

according to the date thing on each entry, i haven't posted since 31st.
and today's the 4th.
oooh.

1st nov
i didn't do anything.

2nd nov
i had a piano lesson.
and didn't really do anything.
(hey, it's the holidays.)

3rd nov
theory exam at burlington square.
took like 2 hours to get there since mommy and i didn't know where the hell it was.
came home and went for tuition.
these 2 guys in the class were giggling.
yes, giggling.
they were hitting each other and giggling.
hilarious.
and i was over there laughing to myself like some weirdo.

today.
woke up late and watched tv until recently when i came online.

okay, two-seveners.
who wants a class party?
cause i'm really bored and all set for organising a class party.
just tell me and if more than 5 people are okay with it, the plan shall commence!

*sinister laugh*
okay?
okay?
okay?
okay?
okay?
okay?
okay?
okay?
good.

2007-10-31T19:12:00.000+08:00

freaking hilarious.

i got it from a group i joined on facebook, "30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!".
dare you to try it during some test or something.

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

2007-10-31T18:50:00.000+08:00

today was a pretty boring day because my Halloween plans got cancelled.
but that's okay.

i woke up and read a book.
when i finally got up and had a bath, it was 12.

lunch, piano practising and then i went to buy corn and rent vcds.
came home, made popcorn and watched TV until about 6.30.

so...that's it.
happy Halloween.

2007-10-30T20:40:00.000+08:00

go watch this video.
they disabled the embed thing so yeah.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FiIC5qcXeNU
adorable video/song la.

2007-10-30T20:02:00.000+08:00

today i went to school for the drama thingy thing thing.
it was kinda fun.

then after that, twinnies, shooms and i went to eastpoint to have lunch.
at first, we went to burger king.
but shooms didn't like burger king.
so we went to long john silver's.
we all ordered the same thing and couldn't understand what the woman at the counter was saying.
then i asked for extra sauce and she only gave me A packet.
one.
so went back to sit down.
and ate.
oh my god.
i just had dinner and i'm burping long john silver's.
lol.
never mind.

then we went to pet safari.
i swear the doggies are all so damn adorable.
there was this dog with really pretty eyes.
and another one was a maltese who had a really creative mind.
i think he was imagining something really fun.

yeah then we went to get our hugely giant ice creams.
i swear it was GIANT.
i took forever to finish it though.

so when we did, we went to popular cause kei wanted to get some pens.
we took a lot of pictures but i am far too lazy to upload them so go to shumin's blog.
http://leowshumin.blogspot.com/
but i have to warn you that not all of the captions are remotely true.

then we ran up a going down escalator and got a really good workout.
then we went home and i slept until about recently.

2007-10-29T18:42:00.000+08:00

new cobra video!

this song is so awesome. and the video's really random and funny too. go learn the dance moves during the chorus or something and go to town and perform. lol.

2007-10-28T16:38:00.000+08:00

today in catechism we had some test that determines whether we get retained in con 2 again.
mich and i finished it pretty early and we wanted to escape from the classroom so we asked the teacher if we could go to the bathroom.
lol.
instead, we went to the canteen to eat.
i have never eaten chicken wings and fast as i did just now.
we finished two chicken wings and two green teas in like under five minutes.
and we were brain-freezed and bloated after that but we washed our hands and hurried back to class, giggling furiously.
it was so hilarious.

then i went for mass with mich and then we went home.
we are now so hooked onto click 5.
damn the showcase that night.
we kept listening to click 5 songs like the whole of today.
but they are really kinda good.
((:
bye.

2007-10-27T15:21:00.001+08:00

sorry for not being able to update for like the third day in a row.
but i shall now.
i even organised my points so yeah.

we shall start with thursday shall we?
school was non-sensible and boring as usual.
we had some cancer presentation thing for osteosarcoma
we wrote a song to the tune of jenny and sang it over and over again.

she calls the doctor
then calls the nurses
falls down the staircase
then gets injured

jenny has a problem

she keeps her distance
and sits on wheelchairs
broke her own kneecaps
with her baseball bat

jenny has a problem
she leaves the doctors hanging there
they're not growing any hair

first she says she won't
then she says she will
she keeps them hanging there
but they're not growing hair
they're standing there
jenny you've got broken knees
jenny go for therapy

i know it's damn retarded, lyrically.
but it's hilarious.
try singing it.

then i went to tm with shooms and ange to get cherylanne a gift.
we went for her party at the tampines safra.
we bowled under the names of our favorite guys and the guys next to us were like, "eh how come that one all girls then got guy name ah?
basically we were pretty hyper in the middle of a crowded bowling alley.

then i had to rush home and get changed to meet joanne (who had come bearing news that she wanted me to come with me to the ministry of sound thing in the middle of tm.)
i met them at the tampines train interchange thing.
we got a cab there but still got lost and spent about 30+dollars on cab cause joanne kept insisting we couldn't be late.
but when we got there, the queue was like, whoa.
the queue got separated all of a sudden.
so people were everywhere.
and it wasn't organised anymore.
the security people were annoying.
but then again, they always are.
so when we finally got in after all the moshing and shoving and pushing and swearing, mich and i ran to the front and secured a spot smack in the centre.

yeah then the show started and everyone just went crazy.
mich and i didn't know the lyrics to most songs so we were basically just screaming and cheering and moving our mouths randomly because kyle kept giving us that "look". during the whole performance, they were filming their next music video, empty. and after the show, the muttons called them back on stage to meet the winners of some stuff.
joanne was one of them.
when they started playing her recording, we just went wild and started pushing her towards the stage.
she got to shake like every one's hands.
i never knew a click 5 show could be so fun.

after the show, we cut the queue for the autograph thing and i faked my way in by taking joanne's invitation card and shoving it into a empty cd which she had randomly brought along.
i waved it around at the guard and they didn't notice the difference and just let me in with the rest of them.
it all happened so quickly.
we went in, got stuff signed, shoved the presents, shook hands and stuff and left.
haha.
kyle seemed so interested in the gifts. he was looking through the bag.

then....uh.
oh yeah we went to macdonalds for a drink and even contemplated going back for some more autographs (even though there was little left to sign).
but we did.
i mean, we tried.
mich and i went to the front and they initially let us in but when we found out that the rest weren't behind us, we turned back.
and they didn't let us in anymore.

then we walked to the mrt station.
on the way there we saw 3 people about to get bungy-ed on that giant bungy thing by the singapore river.
i swear i wouldn't have dared to do it.

then was friday.
i was on duty for the end of year mass.
then we got back our results.
i improved but i got into the bloody literature class.

after school, twinnnies and i went to macdonalds for lunch.
we had a french fry fight in the cab on the way back until the driver went, "excuse me?"

when we came back to school, we went to try and look for ms kang again to ask her for the form thing.
we were outside the staff room trying to call her on the intercom thing.
there were these 2 other girls there too and i think they were looking for a teacher too.
when we were calling for ms kang, another teacher came up and told us that all the teachers were in a meeting.
but we were kinda desperate and in a hurry so we tried again.
then the other 2 people said, "the teachers are in a meeting."
so kei told her that we knew that.
and then she went, "tsk."
like, what the hell.
so we responded by going, "tsk." too.
and i don't know what they were thinking because they said, "tsk what tsk? want fight is it?!" in their abnormal English tones.
while at the end of the corridor, just a few feet away from them, we burst into giggles and just walked away.
i swear, they were so immature.
they are probably older than us and they still think like that.
i mean what kind of example are they setting for us?
by going around and asking people if they want to fight?
it was so retarded.

then we went for the canon film making or learning or something.
it was kinda fun.

i was so sleepy the whole of yesterday.
i couldn't stay awake during mass.

and i am still pretty sleepy.
i shall go back to sleep.

lol.
i just found out that william's stripper name is lance boombuns.
hilarious much.

2007-10-23T20:48:00.001+08:00

hey people!
may i know who's planning to skip school tomorrow?
it's like classroom cleaning and i don't really feel like providing the school services for free.
even the cleaners get paid; and it's their job.
so yeah.
but i'll prolly come though.

haha.
last year.
classroom cleaning.
now we got a big, big mess on our hands tonight.
people were like mopping and sweeping at the same time.
and that was only like 10 of 'em.
the rest were just standing around talking.
lol.

but as for "Wear Pink Day", i have no comment available la.
it's just...never mind.

MCR in Singapore.
dec 11th.
max pavilion *thinks of fall out boy*
yay!

oh and facebook users, feel free to throw sheep, goats and punches at me.
i like it and find it funny, apparently.
hilarious, actually.

2007-10-23T20:36:00.000+08:00

i decided to make it easier for you predictably boring people to watch the new TAI TV. do watch it. it's hilarious.

no offense, by the way.

2007-10-23T18:11:00.000+08:00

hey there people.
first, shumin, i mean nim uhs, is now the new 2/7 blog updater since the rest of us are too damn lazy.
haha.
now it'll be a fun blog.

i just checked my facebook.
lol.
bill's now my friend and i was kinda sorely tempted to throw a goat at him.
haha.
but whatever.

today was that chinese drama thing.
it lasted the whole day.
i wouldn't say it was extremely fun nor would i say that it was a waste of time.

haha.
we had to write random words on this slip of paper and pass them to other groups for them to make a story and i wrote santi.
however, they did not understand the meaning of santi.
so i told them and it sounded funny when they said it.

however not many people came today.
lol.
only 27 people came.

sooooooooooo.
i don't really know what to say.
oh yeah.
there's a new TAI TV and it's fucking hilarious so go watch it.
okay.

so i'll prolly post later if i'm bored.

2007-10-22T19:58:00.000+08:00

the concert's going on now.

i'm receiving a live broadcast courtesy of geraldine who is practically screaming her head off with jessilyn and cherylanne.

it's a cool thought.

okay whatever.

so today in school there was supposed to be in line skating but it was raining and we didn't want to do it (as usual.)

so gerald, rachel and i went to the canteen where they were playing dramatic music, the sort that you would hear when you first enter narnia.

yeah so we were talking then mysterious music started playing and we realised it was pink panther.

but this is all pretty irrelevant.

then a teacher came to chase us away.

but while were going back to the trophy area, the class was going up to the music room so we just joined them in another attempt to skip.

but we got caught and i got separated from the rest.

so i got hauled off the the music room where we were supposed to watch freedom writers but i couldn't see so i left and went back to class where we were chased away by yet another teacher.

so we went and sat just outside of the music room, played cards and burnt stuff.

gerald took a receipt out of her purse, rolled it up and burnt the end.

she looked like she was smoking.

we burnt little ants and got so hyper like never before.

so basically we just sat there and idled for like 2 hours.

after recess we had to do some IT survey.
then we went back to class to idle some more.

then after school, ms kang wanted to see the people who got selected for the drama o levels thing.
she made us fill out some forms and laugh.
then i came home and had a peaceful sleep and the most wonderful dream ever!

2007-10-18T17:55:00.000+08:00

so we went to orchard today.
took like 2572856724560270 pictures with gerald's camera.
i still don't have my own yet.
the TAI fever obviously isn't over yet.

yeah.
the tour guide people were...no comment.
the tour was...........okay.
as in, it was kinda interesting and everything but i soooo wouldn't want to do it again.
oh my god.
the shopping gallery at the hilton hotel practically screams "rich!" "rich!".
okay whatever.
they sell dog clothes there.

we ate at burger king and then we went to starbucks.
the shop next to starbucks had a mannequin that looked a little like wentworth.
so everyone was taking photos with it.
okay...

yeah then we walked around some more and took more photos and started filming like guy ripley.
and saying into the camera, "dedicated to my good friend adam t. siska."
it was funny.

we got dismissed really early and i came home and slept till 5.
awesome, huh?

oh and the hush sound's got a new record coming out soon!

2007-10-17T20:16:00.000+08:00

today was a stupid, retarded day and i'm not in a good mood anymore.
i kinda realise that i use the word "retarded" alot.
but i don't really give a fuck.

we got back our exam results today.
like, finally after god knows how damn long.
but it was so worth the wait.
in my opinion, i did pretty well, i guess.
i only failed math, chinese and D&T by an average of 5 marks.
those are pretty stupid stupid subjects anyway.

like history.
it is SO damn un-interesting.
can't they teach us something more interesting?
like as if anyone gives a damn about the history of singapore.
i'd honestly learn about the world wars or something.
the exam paper was just stupid.
they give you a picture of lee kuan yew and ask you to elaborate.
i swear they are BORED and SADISTIC.

and maths.
i actually studied for the fucking paper.
and what happens?
i fail it.
by a couple of marks.
and people who didn't study for it get to fucking pass.
and other people can actually tell me fucking shit like "oh, you don't listen in class" or "i don't see you study" or "you don't want to learn!" or "why didn't you do your best!?"
if you said that, thought that, wondered that, or by whatever other means possible to even come across that thought in your freakishly small mind, and if i find out, i will fucking slap you.
enough said, i guess.

chinese.
i don't even wanna begin.
i just suck at it.
but i only failed by 3 marks.
will it kill you to at least say something like "never mind, at least you tried your best."
but no!
they fucking tell me "oh! i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo disappointed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it's kinda annoying and totally pisses me off when i worked my ass off and receive these kinds of shitty comments.

i didn't do as well for geography as i'd hoped, owing to that bloody headache.
literature was kinda okay.
science was a shocker because i admit to not really studying for it.
english was okay.
the stupid people ask for your signature then when you give it, they comment "sign eligibly."

but after that whole thing, twinnies and i went to eat lunch with lyddie.
then we went back to class to supposedly play blind mice but then lyddie went off so there was just the 3 of us.
then i started talking about putting stuff on the fans and stuff.
so we shred up like a ton of paper and put it on the fan, turned it on and stood under it.
it was like snow!!
and it was REALLY FUN!
when the paper ran out, we picked up the snow and had a snowball fight.
it was sooooooooooooooooo much fun i swear.
you can join us another time if you like.

2007-10-16T14:56:00.000+08:00

today was a very retarded day.
it was a waste of my time.
waking up at 6 in the morning has never been so pointless.

we basically spent the whole listening to ipods, talking, laughing and talking about TAITV.
i swear it has become a must-know.
'tis so funny!

i am now reunited with panic ! at the disco.
and obsessed over TAITV and sisky.

well anyway today was boring and fun at the same time.
we skipped the floor ball thing.
but not before annoying the teacher.
he was demonstrating how to play floor ball and the ball rolled away behind him.
but it was his fault he didn't pick it up and keep it in the safety of his pocket or something.
because then i was goading gerald on to take it.
so when he resumed what he was previously doing, he couldn't find it.
he looked around, utterly bewildered, going, "eh, where's the ball? where's the ball?"
while everyone just laughed.
then jarky threw it back.

then we went back to class where, presumably, shumin, alex and rachel were.

there was this briefing thing on the cancer project thing and my class didn't know that it would only last half an hour so everyone brought their bags, ready to go home.
turns out we were the only class that brought our bags along.
2.7 is soooo anti-school.
i love it.

the rest of the time (a couple of hours) was spent listening to more music, laughing and before we knew it, someone yelled out, "school's out!".

so we just went home.
like that.
one week till school's finally over, baby!

2007-10-15T20:07:00.000+08:00

i went to town with trisha and abe to watch a movie.

the movie was a damn rip off.
it was stupid and pointless.

we walked from mall to mall.
and espirit to espirit.
the clothes there are really nice.

we saw about 7 cute guys.
what a disappointment.
in the lift - laughs like crazy.
along the way - looks at abe
outside - laughs some more

found another reason why singaporeans can be such assholes.
they blatantly cut other people's queues.
and also.
they hog other people's mics at other people's birthdays.
and kinda ignore the celebrants.
and screw up their birthdays.

trishy and i were wishing we were those rich people that can afford bags and bags of shopping.
i swear the clothes were really awesome.

oh yeah.
and then on the way home when i was queueing up for the bus, these 2 girls next to me were having their moments.
you know those moments when you slang a little like when you try to act bimbo and things?
yeah they were having it.
they were apparently calling each other idiots and they were pronouncing it as eee-diots.
it was scary, man.

2007-10-12T17:41:00.000+08:00

okay people.
the new paramore video is out!

nice, huh?

yeah.
anyway.
i just came back from school.
went for the drama interview thing.
it sounds cool.
drama as a subject for the o's?
wow.
it can pretty much replace math.
haha.
i watched the gym class heroes' video on mtv this morning.
we seriously should have used the song for dance.
it's very nice.

the kids are adorable.

yesterday was twinnies' birthday.
we bowled and ate and karaoked and played and drank and had fun.
i was really tired and slept when i got home.
after bathing, of course.

2007-10-10T18:53:00.001+08:00

*makes a joyful noise*
the major exams are OVER like yesterday's gossip!
*makes another joyful noise*
it's d&t tomorrow.
abe says if we don't really do well overall, it will be pulled up if we get good marks for d&t.
so people, especially nim uhs, don't take 30 freaking sceonds to do it, okay?

anyway, today was the science paper.
i didn't really study hard for it.
i only flipped through the notes i had compiled and called kei to make her test me.
the paper was, um, okay.
i mean i breezed through the MCQ and in like 30 minutes, i was done.
but it was pretty straightfoward compared to the mid year paper.
there was no stupid, pointless questions like "what are gametes?"
however, there were alot of printing errors.

then, i had the bestest sleep.
i had this weird dream that i do not recall.
the i woke up with a back pain.
i do not know why.

yay!
tomorrow is the twinnies 14th birthday!
oh no.
i still haven't got them presents.
never mind.
i shall get them TOMORROW!
*bursts into song*
Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love yah, tomorrow!
You're always a day away!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love yah, tomorrow!
You're always a day away!

*runs off to find "materials".*

2007-10-09T14:36:00.000+08:00

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,

When the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.
Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.

"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."

Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.

"The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...
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"Clean... My... House."

http://thebestever247.blogspot.com/

2007-10-08T20:40:00.001+08:00

Create your own Friend Test here

2007-10-08T19:13:00.000+08:00

i went to a church procession for mother Mary on sunday.
we had to use candles with little cardboard covers to prevent the wind from extinguishing them.
yeah so i got distracted and looked away and spaced out.
i was brought back to reality by the smell of burning paper.
my cardboard thing had caught fire.
and it refused to go out.
until i blew it out after the 3rd time.
then i brushed my hair back and looked around.
no one had noticed.
perfect!

i was watching MTV just now.
MTV amplified, i think.
yeah i saw lots of nice videos including paramore's hallelujah which i have been putting off seeing for, like, forever.
i have managed to save up 51 bucks in the short time of a month.
okay actually i only saved, like 11 bucks because he other 40 bucks was the leftover of my birthday money.

i want that top!
*pushes some girl out of the way and snatches it from her grip, brushes back hair and looks around. runs to cashier and purchases it.*
lol.

oh yeah and i made into the drama interview thing.
did you know that we have to come on the marking day?!
i though i was going out.
damn it.

go vote for fall out boy, paramore and the academy is... for the mtvU Woodie Awards 2007 yeah?
they got nominations for:
best preforming woodie - the academy is...
viral woodie - fall out boy
viral woodie - paramore

yep.
i'm talking to kei now.

2007-10-07T17:12:00.000+08:00

okay so i got my purse back.
but the phone and cash were gone.
hey, when i texted you to return the wallet, i meant everything, asshole.

okay, watch this video.
this chick eats a live praying mantis.
it's like wriggling around.

Mantis Meal

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2007-10-06T19:17:00.001+08:00

lately shumin and i have being going to the airport to study a lot.
and we seriously need the opposite of anger management classes.

yesterday we went to parkway parade for lunch.
at bedok interchange we saw this kc girl who totally ruined the whole "kc people are very pretty" image.
i swear she looked like a freaking man.

yeah anyway, we arrived at parkway parade after the total calculated walking time of around 20 minutes.
we looked around at all the pretty clothes(i saw this really awesome skirt. but it's really expensive.)
along the way, i kinda lost my purse.
yes, the awesome, pretty nightmare before Christmas purse that i kept bragging about ages ago.

important stuff that was in it :
1)cell phone
2)contacts
3)ez-link
4)fall out boy ticket
5)pictures and stuff
6)and the purse itself.

*puppy eyes*so will the fother mucking bastard who took it give it back?

yeah anyway i left my contacts(as in phone numbers) with some shop assistant.
hope i get it back real soon though.

in the food court, although feeling rather blue, i received 2 reasons on why most singaporeans should work on their social attitude.

1)giving way to others
2)staring

example one.
i was looking at the menu on the wall for a drink, see?
yeah then another guy comes up(kinda obvious not a singaporean) and stares at the thing too.
then the lady at the counter sees him and goes, "yes, sir?"
(yeah, she was a polite one. not those kinds that go, "oi, next! hurry can?")
and he pointed at me so she goes, "okay girl what you want?"
point being, some singaporeans, including myself(i think, lol.) would have done the opposite.
go ponder.

example 2, staring.
okay we all know staring's bitch.
people get beaten up and killed because they stare(which is kinda uucked fp if you ask me).
yeah so why do people still do it?
i have no idea.
we were at a food court with those long tables that go on as far as the eye can see. the chairs are all opposite each other. so you face the person opposite you and so on.
yeah so these tkss girls were seated at the table in front of me (behind shumin if you will).
and they kept blatantly turning and staring and shumin and me.
i swear it was so god damn rude and annoying.
i mean they totally turned their bodies around in their chair and fixed their piggy eyes on shumin and me.
and we were so so so creeped out i tell.
oh and annoyed.
shumin, you know what?
we should've gone up to them and said in a seriously sarcastic voice,"hey, are you done or do you want a picture?"
that would have been cool.

yeah okay so we left and took a bus to the place in between st. pat's and kc.
we walked through the connector to the 12 bus stop.
i think shumin had never seen so appalled in her life or something.
she kept on saying, "oh my god! they are everywhere! they're grossing me out!"
well, they were kinda gistudnig.
so reached the bus stop and the bus took forever to come.
the guys sitting behind us at the bus stop's conversation was completely non-sensical.
i don't know, maybe it was a guy thing but shumin and i were once again shaking silently.

so we endured the noisy bus ride home.
then we watched harry potter 3 and 4.

2007-10-05T19:00:00.000+08:00

mostly for cobra, TAI and smosh fans.
and they're really funny.
but if you wanna watch them too...

2007-10-05T15:07:00.000+08:00

oh god.
i lost my pretty nightmare before christmas purse.

2007-10-04T21:01:00.001+08:00

How to make a klaryssa marie

Ingredients:

1 part competetiveness

1 part silliness

3 parts energy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

2007-10-04T20:57:00.001+08:00

i'm kinda in a mess right now.

2007-10-04T20:26:00.000+08:00

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2007-10-04T16:47:00.000+08:00

shumin and i went to the airport to study today.
we saw one cute guy.
so measly, oh my god.

never mind.
we shall wait patiently.

2007-10-02T18:46:00.000+08:00

hey everyone.
okay so today was the chinese paper and the attack of the terribly horrible headaches struck again.
but i managed to do it.
but it was the worst and hardest paper ever.
even those chinese students found it hard.
hello, i'm not even chinese?
i swear i think no one understood what the letter writing question was asking for.
it was kinda screwed up so i shall not delve into the horrifying facts.
cause no one wants to.

after the paper, i went to the airport to study geography with shumin.
we ate lunch at macs then went to starbucks in a feeble attempt to study there.
however, we failed.
miserably.
so we proceeded on to burger king at terminal 1.
when we were walking towards the skytrain that we had narrowly missed, i got a call from brigitte.
she said she was at coffee bean and just saw us.
so we went to see her. and we laughed for awhile.
then we took the skytrain to terminal 1.
we went down to burger king and saw the two sixers and jarene, fee and friends there.

it was so noisy so we decided to go somewhere with cute guys.(uh, no link there. noisy to cute guys? but whatever.)
fee recommended the viewing mall.

(sidetracking)so as we were on our way up, i looked to my left and saw this guy/girl/thing/(basically any word to describe anyone brave enough to wear a mascot outfit in the airport.) wearing a freaking airplane mascot outfit thing.
it's like those cheerleader mascot things.
but only it's in the shape of an airplane.

okay so i saw it, gave a short burst of laughter and went "oh my god!" and grabbed shumin and made her look.
i tell you she started giving me the shumin laugh.
and that's when i decided to take the lift with mr mascot.
shumin didn't wanna: she was shaking with laughter.
but i pulled her into the lift and we were both shaking with laughter.
i swear i peed a little.
and we weren't the only people in the lift.
there was this other guy and i seriously have no idea how he managed NOT to laugh.
we were laughing so hard that we just couldn't.
AND we were feeding off each other's laughter AND the mascot's appalling design.
which means that when we saw each other and mr mascot, we would laugh even more.
yeah so by the time we got out of the hellhole, we were laughing so hard we just couldn't stop.
we couldn't even walk properly.
we stumbled(literally) to the viewing mall when i decided to call brigitte to tell her about mr mascot.
i was still laughing a little and recalling what happened only made me laugh more.
so then there was this group of teens a little older than us and they saw us laughing and they laughed right along with us.
if i wasn't already in tears from the laughing, i would have been glowering at the assholes who were obviously laughing sarcastically.
their parents obviously do not teach them basic courtesy or something.
at least we were laughing for a reasonable purpose.
any regular human being would have done that same.
but taking advantage of another's hyper state does NOT give others the right to mock them.
yeah so they walked off still laughing, apparently still mocking us.(i know it was us. the reason shall be stated later on.)
yeah being the simple, kind humans that we are, shumin and i decided not to pursue the matter.
but the assholes just couldn't get enough and HAD to bring it up again.
when we saw that there were no cute guys up there(not a single one, oh my god.)
we came down and saw those freaks again.
and we had to walk past them to get to our destination.
and they recognised us and one of them(in this really stupid voice that you wouldn't even expect from a total moron) went, "eh, the laugh laugh people."
shumin and i turned to each other and laughed a little but it wore off so we turned around and glared at them.
i mean i did but i don't know about shumin.
she was going on about how that was the most insulting comment she had ever received.
those people are serious jackasses.
they have no life.
who the hell goes around laughing at other people's jokes?
fucking joke intruders, man.

yeah so anyway we spent the rest of the time studying with brigitte then shumin went home and i was left there.

oh! and we saw the skinny jeans Christmas edition duo.
i'm serious.
come on.
why would i joke about nitwits who wear red and green skinnies and walk around TOGETHER?

goodluckforyourgeographypapers,people.
you'llneeditwhenshuminbeatsyou.
hah.

2007-10-01T19:23:00.000+08:00

oh my god i swear to god i don't know what the hell is wrong with blogger.
my about her, links, tagboard and videos have all fucking vanished.
like what the hell.
the is so damn annoying.
and now i'm pissed.
AND i've just uploaded new videos.

2007-10-01T18:40:00.000+08:00

to all cobra fans, this post's for you!

the new cobra record is coming out on the 23rd of october!

it's called ¡Viva La Cobra!

¡Viva La Cobra! is the second studio album by alternative rock band, Cobra Starship.

According to Absolutepunk.net, the planned release date for this album is October 23rd, 2007. A recent MySpace bulletin posted by the band stated that they cannot wait for fans to hear the new album October 23rd, 2007. Through the Fueled by Ramen street team, the band allowed members of the street team to chose between two possible song titles for five different songs on the record. The album was originally going to be called If The World is Ending, We Are Throwing the Party; however, singer Gabe Saporta stated that:

"We all LOVED the title If the World Is Ending, We’re Throwing the Party (it’s actually a line from what I think will be the first song we put out). But everyone was having a hard time remembering it (they were like, “what is it again? If the world is gonna end , then we’re gonn….?? etc. ) And we were on tour in Europe with like 3 days left to decide on a title. We had an overnight flight from Singapore with Gym Class and The Academy where we didn’t sleep and were deliriously coming up with a whole bunch of titles (some of the top runners: Shred Savage, Cobra Lingus, Sass Attack, Holiday in Cambrodia, Bromeo and Juliet, you get the idea..) Then we get to Paris for Decaydance Fest and me Pete, and Patrick are backstage struggling and brain-storming to try to find something that can work. And in pops Travis distracting everyone and talking a million miles a minute about some shit about Lil Wayne rapping with GCH and putting in “Viva La White Girl” at the front of “Clothes Off.” And I was like, “oh shit! How about Viva La Cobra!?” Travis gave me this “come-on-are-you-serious?” look. But everyone loved it. And since we’re like family, he had to let me do it so it’s all good. But Travis said I gotta pay him 75 bucks."

Track listing
"Guilty Pleasure"
"The City Is At War"
"My Moves Are White (White Hot, That Is)"
"Kiss My Sass"
"Angie"
"Fake Boobs and Rollerblades (Scandalous)"
"Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)"
"One Day Robots Will Cry"
"Smile Real Wide For The Paparazzi"
"Pleasure Ryland"
"Bromeo and Juliet"

thanks wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A1Viva_La_Cobra%21
how awesome can it get?

and this wasn't the only good news this week.

that's so hot.

2007-09-27T18:49:00.001+08:00

see?
i really meant it when i said that i may not post for really long periods of time.
it's the exam/study fever again.
i've been spending like forever learning things.
like here's an example.
i've been spending like only 4 hours at home(minus sleeping) and let alone come online. i spend whatever valuable time i have watching tv.

okay so i just came back from the airport.
it was so funny.
i saw 1 and a half cute guys.
eye-contact, people!
*thinks back dreamily*
okay so we went to the burger king in terminal one because the one in terminal two is really noisy.
as we were walking out of the skytrain, we saw this really hot guy with his family. he was kinda tall and hot. and looking at me even though i wasn't doing anything weird because that's the only reason why people look at me. weird!
we were studying and fee and i kept annoying shumin.
i got a second burger king crown!
i wore it but fee and shumin told me take it off.
i didn't(it's kinda my dream to wear it. hey, it's cute.).
and i think it kinda attracted the attention of this corbin bleu lookalike.
shumin was so engrossed in her work she probably didn't see him so yeah.
but fee and i did.
and you know sometimes when you look at someone and they just happen to look back.
haha. yeah then he smiled and winked at fee and i.
we just burst out laughing at the guy.
shumin looked up, confused.
her confused expression made us laugh even more.
yeah.
i'm happy you know why?
i seriously think my math is getting better!
yay!

yesterday, i went to the airport(again) with jarene.
we studied at a cafe whose name i will not expose since i love it so much.
yeah.
these 2 computer hogging Europeans came and (obviously) hogged the computers.
i wanted to use the computers but they just came, planted their asses there and used it straight for an hour.
jarene was thanking them silently under her breath while i was complaining about how computer-hogging they were.
it's bullsh.
she knows they were annoying.
and computer-hogging.
one of them was pretty good-looking if he wasn't in his twenties and computer-hogging.
it was a really productive study session.
oh, who am i kidding?
it was a waste of time.
i couldn't do my math so i had to do my homework.
seriously, homework isn't meant to be done out of school.
speaking of school, after the class greeted miss tan, we dashed out of school hoping to be the first ones out of school.
dammit, we weren't.
there was a highly alarming amount of sacians out of school already.
when we got to the bus stand, we were the first there: but not for long.
the bloody bus took so long to come and by the time it came, there were tons of sacians there already.
so much for dashing.
when we finally reached the airport, we went to sakae sushi and had and average of 5 plates apiece and a drink.
then we went to study.
oh and jarene took pictures with this awfully adorable (i think) Korean family.
oh, jarene.

studymania.
it sucks.
go listen to everything we had by the academy is....
it's a really awesome song.

2007-09-24T10:53:00.000+08:00

okay people.
i'm in school now.
and i'm surrounded by people who i think mostly read my blog.
i said i think.

okay i have a perfectly logical explanation for not posting for so long.
the end of years are approaching.
like, really soon.
and i'm trying a new font size because people are saying the font is too small.
i guess it's cause my computer screen is huge and theirs are not as big as mine so the words end up being tiny and cramped close together.
i don't know.
but that's why i'm sizing up my words.

okay.
1)initially wanted to do my math but got distracted by the shiny computers.

2)going for click 5 even though i don't really like them or listen to their songs alot.

3)loved the click 5 webisodes. they were freaking funny. and i laughed like crazy.

4)got 18 over 18 and an excellent for a math test, surprisingly enough.

5)the people sitting next to me(donna, michelle) are getting the inside scoop on how i blog. they must be thinking "how awesome!"

6)now they're complaining cause i'm reading the entry out loud. but that's the inside scoop. it's like a tape. ta-da.

7)got back progress card today. passed everything except math mock exam but that's okay because parents already know about it. how amazingly awesome.

8)still deciding who's naughty and nice. i'm being santa this christmas. and hell, i can't wait for that. i want FBR for christmas. can you imagine waking up and finding pete under you tree? hahahaha.

9)still reading out loud. donna just discovered a blog with a booby layout. haha. get it? booby. okay, lame.

10)if you have the time, check the webisodes i was talking about in number 3. it's
seriously worth your time. i won't give you the link though.

11)the school computers suck. big time.

12)i miss singfest.

13)donna thinks the fall out boy video for carpal tunnel of love is gross. wait, lemme slap her.

14)now she's laughing. how weird.

15)by the way, congratulations to fall out boy and gym class heroes for the best group of the year and best new artist awards and the VMAs. love ya.

16)uh. go to shumin's blog. i think she's cyber selling or something. something to do with designing shoes? yeah, i guess so. happycrazykicks.blogspot.com

17)this is a damn long post.

okay. i'll go now.
love ya.

2007-09-19T17:36:00.000+08:00

hello everyone!
i am so happy right now!
and you have my darling, shumin, to thank.
haha.
oh my god.
i'm so hyped right now.
she got me the prettiest nightmare before christmas purse ever!
it is so gorgeous, i swear.
okay, to all those thinking that i'm gonna rant during this whole entry about the purse, you are...wrong!
haha.

okay, so during school today it wasn't so bad.
free first period because there was no standard test.
so most of us were revising stuff and rehearsing for drama(we ARE the drama class after all.)

during math, i felt that i actually understood a little.
a little.
but it still counts for something right?
right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?

went to study with feeky, shuky, raky, alky and jarky at the macdonalds at white sands.
and oh-so many familiar faces were there.
the ahbengs from yesterday, the hang ten stoner, and, uh, the same cashier.
okay, never mind.
feeky and i saw someone we didn't wanna see at all.
a*****.
yeah.
like, what the hell.

okay.
2 requests so far.
i think i'll be able to, okay?

2007-09-18T20:04:00.000+08:00

hah!
okay lemme tell all you guys first.
i can't update every single day cause it's the time of the year (again) where anyone who's serious about getting a 5-figure salary starts working really, really hard.
like, really hard.
they go down to noisy fast food joints to copy notes from their textbooks and memorise giant chunks of text from the notes.
yeah, the exams are nearing.
in like, 9 days minus weekends.
and surprisingly enough, i am one of THEM!
like, i've studied for 4 hours today.
*starts singing amazing grace*

yeah okay.
i've just realised, from my most recent study attempt, that i am not failing math on purpose or not listening in class or i can't be bothered.
i DO listen in class.
i DO NOT fail math on purpose.
i CAN be bothered.
it's just that,
i suck at it.
like, so bad.
just ask vivky and jarky.
i was doing the math exam paper that mr nizam gave us and i realised i simply cannot grasp the various methods and equations.
it's like it's in some foreign language like Arabic or Icelandic or something.
yeah so i came across some equation that looked so unknown i'm surprised someone actually came up with it.
i asked vivky and jarky for help and they explained the gist of it.
i thought i got it so i started trying to work out the equation and gave the paper back to vivky who looked at my formula and slapped her forehead.
she passed the paper to jarky who, in turn, did the same.
i couldn't help. i just burst out laughing and i don't why too.

yeah after the math paper (and a couple others) fiasco, we went to popular and on the way there while we were going up the escalator, we walked past hang ten.
and oh my god, the shop attendant was like spacing out outside the shop.
the shop's like opposite the escalator so he was like staring and staring at it, even when we walked past.
at first i noticed that he was practically motionless.
then feeky noticed and we started to stare back at him.
oh my god he totally didn't notice.
it was like he was in his own little world, dreaming.
it was so weird and by then vivky, jarky and raky had noticed him too.
so when we were on the escalator, going up, we were totally laughing our heads.
why didn't he get fired for day-dreaming on the job or something?
LOL.
that would have been funny.
and mean, but whatever.
oh and by the way, vivky wore this sparkly red tank top that was nice but cup exposing if you get what i mean.
LOL.

okay, whatever.
that was so irrelevant, random and totally uncalled for.

you know what?
i feel so disappointed.
why do hot guys have to be gay?
oh but never mind.
there are other hot guys, shumin, like alex.
haha.

okay, on the last note.
anyone has free click five tickets?
the front row ones.
cause i just wanna go for the fun of it.
and meet them or something.
yeah.
thanks.

2007-09-14T20:08:00.000+08:00

if you've noticed, the new fall out boy video has arrived!
i tried posting yesterday but it refused to show up.
well, here is the url.
http://myspace.com/falloutboy
then you scroll down and try to find the video.
it's so sad.

today we had the dance exam.
our costumes were like the wildest amongst everyone else.
our dance was like 1 minute and 20 seconds so when we got in the room, we were out like a minute and 20 seconds later.
everyone was like, "so fast?".
then we camwhored for the rest of the lesson.
which was like 45 minutes and 45724895728 photos later.

this is the family portrait and my favorite photo taken.
it's nice.

after school, i stayed back with twinnies, joy and tay ying for the pm thing.
twinnies tortured angie and me.
i think they have this thing against tall people or something.
i got thrown onto the table and tickled.
angie got shoved and pushed by the twinnies.
yeah, okay, whatever.

2007-09-13T22:03:00.000+08:00

hey everyone!
i know i haven't posted for forever!
i don't know, it feels like forever to me though.
i watched mtv just now and saw 3 awesome videos.
fall out boy, the red jumpsuit apparatus and the academy is...!
haha.
yeah and so today was slack thursday.
chinese.
math.
mock exams was fucked up man.
it was fucked up.
then was english.
i swear filing stuff is so pointless.
we're just gonna take it out in 3 months time when we need it next year.
DnT.
we tortured poor mr ng.
we sand him a birthday song and insisted that it was his birthday.
he kept denying and even called his wife to prove to us.
then we were like, "that's not even your wife!"
and he called us 'beings of low/no intellegence'.
i swear he is just like felicia in terms of behavior.
haha.

nostalgic listening to fall out boy songs.
i haven't heard them for like forever.

go check out their new video.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1983872&MyToken=db9a37b5-c373-4a50-bebd-6eea7f2b4c67

2007-09-09T18:34:00.000+08:00

i haven't posted for forever i gotta say.

the holidays are really boring.
aside from the fact that my parents went away for 2 days, i turned 14 and haven't done some homework even though i've had loads of time.

no.
that's bullshit.
i haven't even had time to have some decent sleep.
and that's like the most basic.

because i keep going out and coming home late and waking up early.
like sunday.
barbecue.
came back at 1.
monday.
youth rally.
came back at 11.
tuesday wasn't so bad.
10something.
*wednesday.
lost track of time.
12.
*thursday.
yet again.
friday.
dad's farewell party.
2.
the idiot cab driver had to tell us about how haunted changi is yet again.
like nobody knows.
i couldn't shower properly.
saturday.
klarry's birthday.
most boring one by far.
only 200 bucks.
200 short of last year.
um..2.
sunday.
wow.
hopefully i can sleep early today.

yeah.
i've been really busy this week.
okay.
bye.

2007-09-07T15:52:00.000+08:00

okay get this.
brendon's afraid of spiders!
how cute is that?

"Once Brendon made Jon and Ryan sleep in a really cramped bunk with him because there was a spider on the bus and no-one could find it. And if a moth came near him, he would hide behind Jon squealing while Spencer hits it and Ryan stands there looking on in disgust...LOL."

Posted at 6:03pm on September 5th, 2007 by HystErica

2007-09-05T17:16:00.000+08:00

okay.
i didn't have anything on today, i guess.
my parents installed cable this afternoon so the tv has been on ever since.
typical.
i have seriously nothing much to do.
i forgot what homework there is and i'm way too lazy to ask anyone.
even though i wrote it all on the board for everyone to see.
so i can't do any of it.
the only thing i remember and haven't done is that art thing.
but i don't have powerpoint.
it's on my dad's laptop.
so i can't do that either.
*whines for singfest*
you know, when i took the train to raffles with shumin yesterday, i think we were on the singfest train.
yeah.
how nostalgic.
oh guess what?
there's gonna be a new fall out boy video.
i don't know.
someone on falloutboyrock said it'll come out on 17th Sep.
yay!
new video!
oh! oh!
do you know that the new chilli sauce at macdonalds is really, really spicy?
yeah.
i always buy ice cream after eating it.
and like all the macdonalds are starting to have mccafes.
weird.
the cakes just look so damn good too.
i think i'll take my leave.
yeah i will.

2007-09-04T10:44:00.000+08:00

okay.
this is totally gonna be a 2 day post since that's how long i haven't posted.
we'll start with sunday.

nothing much happened today.
just the usual stuff like being late for mass, talking through it, eating and catechism.
then after that i went home to change and i found i got locked out of my house because i didn't have my house keys.
when i got them(my whole family came home), i changed and met jarene and got the terrapins and went for the barbecue.
the barbecue was fun and lasted like until 12(at night. duh.).

monday.

i woke up late and found out that i lost my ez-link card.
i spent forever searching for it.
then i had to go to the eye shop for my contacts.
finally i got to kallang where i had to wait for alex to come.
when we finally made it to shumin's house, we found out that, suprise surprise, everyone was there.
alex and i ate lunch and then we started doing the dance thing.
when everyone went home, shumin and i got ready to go novena.
the idiot bus driver made me pay like $1.10 for a bloody bus ride to toa payoh.
annoying you know.
i dropped off my books at the library and we took the train and met angela and shanna.
then we all got lost and walked around novena square for half and hour looking for the church.
this security guard told us where to go and it matched ange's mother's directions.

okay.
the youth rally at novena church was the most freaking hilarious thing ever.
preformance-wise.
the event was fun.
but when the emcee was thanking everyone that participated(our school danced.),
she said, "thank you...blah blah....and maria raju DANCING GIRLS!"
shumin, angela and i just burst out laughing.
like, non-stop.
and we were filiming away.
it was so funny.
then we went to burger king and i finally got my crown.
then we went home.

it was so fun!!

2007-09-01T17:46:00.001+08:00

look out for the part where william holds out the banner.

2007-09-01T17:46:00.000+08:00

look out for the part where william holds out the banner.

2007-09-01T12:26:00.000+08:00

What Your Latte Says About You

You don't treat yourself very often. You find that indulging doesn't jibe with your very disciplined life.

You can be quite silly at times, but you know when to buckle down and be serious.

You have a good deal of energy, but you pace yourself. You never burn out too fast.

You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it.

You are a child at heart, and you don't ever miss the opportunity to do something playful.

You are deep and thoughtful, but you are never withdrawn.

What Does Your Latte Say About You?

this is true.

freaky, but true.

2007-08-31T19:37:00.000+08:00

today was..the teacher's day celebration thing!
and aces.
but i didn't have to do it.

reached school at 6.20something.
took a cab and a wrong turning somewhere.
wasted like 1.50.
dammit.

set-up the hall.
i think i kinda forgot how to set-up a mic.
so i kept making joy come over to help.
yeah.
then we had a another run through the performance again.
it was pretty okay.

there was like suddenly alot if noise.
we peked out from behind the curtain and saw that...the hall was filling up with people.
we kept peeking out from the curtain.
the thrill is fun.

then the show began.
some people were really nervous.
we had to black so i guess most people just felt hot.
we couldn't on the giant huge fan because it would blow the curtains.

the show went pretty well i guess.
and oh my god.
from backstage, if i had a video camera, i would so have videoed the teachers doing the freaking high school musical dance and post it everywhere.
it was so hilarious.
the female teachers were okay i guess but i've never seen any guy teacher in the whole looking so confused in my whole life.
their arms were flailing around and they were behind time.
their movements were terribly exaggerated.
it was so freaking funny.
the people on stage right were clutching the curtains and laughing hard.
i turned and saw marissa's tears of laughter.
seriously.
that's how funny it was.
but it was entertaining.

after the whole celebration was over, i went to tm to watch harispray with shumin.
we went to buy snacks and then went up to the cinema where we met rachel, vivian and cherylanne.
rachel went off to meet her friend so the 4 of us went to book tickets.
but dismay, dismay.
hairspray was at 1 and we didn't wanna wait that long so we watched evan almighty instead.
it was such a funny, retarded, hilarious show.
and it was very nice.
and biblical.

yeah then we walked around and went home.

i fell asleep on the couch and found myself in my room when i woke up.
weird.

2007-08-30T17:33:00.000+08:00

today is my favorite day of the week.
but first, HAPPY 3RD WEEK ANNIVERSARY TO ALL SINGFESTERS!
it's the most slack day of the whole week.

the day starts with homeroom/assmebly.
most of the time we hope it's homeroom.
because my class hates going to the hall.
so we take forever to do it.
yeah so it was homeroom.
and the exam schedule was explained to us and the rest of the period was spent doing homework and revision.
i think.

then was chinese.
my teacher commended me for listening in class.
or so she thought.
no la, i was really listening.
i was just multi-tasking so i guess it looked like i was writing alot.

after recess was maths.
nizam didn't ignore me as much.
i seriously think he reads his students' blogs.
he made me explain to the class stuff on statistics.
no offense, but it's actually kinda easy to understand.
not because i already learnt it.
when we were learning statistics in tuition, the teacher had to explain like twice and she did all in like 2 hours.
and tuition is supposed to be for people who really suck at math big time.
yeah so i think you get my point.

we did the same thing for english that we did last time.

yeah so for D&T, mr ng didn't come so we had like 3 periods of free time.
we spent like more than half of it doing nothing.
and the rest was spent doing some worksheet that mr ng left us.
gerald and i filled the board with lyrics and names but mostly lyrics.
then we listened to songs and just basically slacked alot.
then ms kang came and explained to us on the drama assesment.
so people were sitting around reading scripts.

when the home ec people came back, people were all taking pictures with the newly-vandalised board.
i'll upload them when i get them though.

we were so squished.

you can so tell.

after that was homeroom again.
yeah.
more than we bargained for.
we were, yet again, supposed to be studying/revising/*enter whatever new terms they came up with to replace the word studying here*
but i don't think anyone did.
they were either reading scripts or discussing where to meet up and when for the countless projects we've received.
thank god i've finished the science stuff that she gave us.

english enrichment is really weird.
whenever that guy walks into class, i start to feel angry and moody.
ever since he came.
it's kinda freaky you know.
like duringn lunch i'm oh-so happy and when he comes into class, it's like..yeah.
scary okay.
yeah so we had to debate and i won like a kitkat(i like!) for being second best speaker and another one for being the best team.

i love:
chocolate.
coke.
music.
movies.
the internet.
sleeping.
watching lame and retarded videos that make fun of emo kids.(they're really funny.)

2007-08-29T21:42:00.000+08:00

okay this is gonna be an excruciatingly long post.
just like the word supercalifragilistic- yeah well you get the idea.

i'll start off from tuesday because i think i haven't posted since then.

tuesday morning was literature and we had a test that i didn't even know about.
but i managed to do it because then again, it doesn't really take a rocket scientist to study up to dissect a poem.

yeah okay then was science, recess and ve.
teacher told us ,bluntly put, about how we were practically the worst secondary 2 express class.
our grades were down there, under that rock.
our behaviour was inacceptable.
our attitude. no comment.
while she was talking, some people were spacing out while some were not even listening.
it was kind of obvious no one really gave a damn because when they didn't want to lecture us anymore, the noise level increased just like the amount of CO2 in our atmosphere.
that was apparently the last straw for the teachers.
especially the one that had just spoken to us for the past half hour.
she got so pissed.
and hurt, i guess.
but i think people still didn't care because when they left the class, the noise just went all the way up again.

science again. isn't she bored or anything?
seeing us twice a day.
we asked her that and she admitted, yes.
i mean, who wouldn't be.

art.
was.
the.
bomb.
we just hung around washing paint brushes after every color we used.
finding and mixing colors that we had previously used.
oh and painting, of course.
yeah okay so when teacher was in room staring at a freaking imac screen, we left the room and looked around at the stuff that was on sale for teacher's day. like i would buy anything from there.
for me or my mom, maybe.
but for the teachers?
they'll know where you got it from right away.

after art was geography.
ms wendy let us watch this really really shocking video called an inconvenient truth.
oh my god.
if everyone keeps up whatever the hell they're doing to this poor planet, it' gonna be ruined pretty soon.
once ice in those really cold places can't be refrozen.
so once it melts, there's not going to be another giant sheet of ice anymore.
so you know what to do right?
listen to FBR bands while you have the time.

then was rehearsals. i had to open and close the curtains over and over again.
my elvow kept hitting the metal box thing.
doesn't the school know how to organise things?
how can you possibly turn the thing without knocking into that box.
geez.
but other than that, it was rather fun.

now begins the 29th.

we had a geography standard test.
i had absolutely zero time to study so i had to do it like this morning.
but i managed to do it!
yeah. awesome.

science again.
homework.
1+2+5=8 pages.
8x39=312 sheets of paper.
a ton of paper.
god, what a waste.
it's like getting drowned but instead of water, it's paper.
which contributes to global warming in a way.

english.
i think they should, if they possibly can, reschedule the timatable.
there is no way on God's beautiful-but-soon-to-be-ruined-if-we-don't-stop-polluting earth that anything can be learnt in half an hour for english.
it's a damn important subject too you know.

chinese.
i actually listened, did my work and finished that damned assignment that michelle and i have been frantically trying to complete.

mrs teh did not come for pe so we stayed in class without a sub.
the class wreaked havoc.
it was so noisy.
people were everywhere.
you couldn't walk anywhere without saying excuse me.
we decided to play a prank on the class authorities.
i took alex's ipod earphones and shoved the end into a packet of tissue and put it in my pocket.
i walked around and started head banging.
they all thought i was really listening to music and couldn't hear them.
so they started making weird hand signals in an attempt to get my attention.
i looked at them and mouthed " what? "
they pointed at their ears and slowly pointed downwards.
i took one earphone out and said," wanna know what i got in my pocket?"
and slowly pulled out the tissue packet and dissolved into giggles.
mildly put, that is.
all the people who were in it, random people, class authorities and i all burst out laughing.
yeah.
that's the kind of lame shit we get up to most of the time.

maths.
i tell you okay.
what i hate most is people ignoring me.
and that's what nizam did for almost the whole damn lesson.
i mean what's point of asking a question when you ignore the people who actually listen and bother to reply?
geez.

history.
passed really quickly as usual.
we had a test.
it was kind of pointless dince it was an open-book test.
then we copied notes and school was over.

there was a debate between kei, kaede and i on whether we should attend chinese tutorial.
we did.
really little people came and thank goodness we did because the teacher was going to send all those who didn't come to rtc if they didn't have a valid excuse.

blah blah.

during cca, we celebrated teacher's day for mr yeo.
people were spraying that string thing all over him.
kaede and i ran away to people with it.
the cake was okay but the eyes tasted really weird though.

yeah and so i'm at home now, with a black shirt but no pants.
how?

and so dawns the end of my excruciatingly long post.
farewell peasants.
i'm kidding,
peasants.

2007-08-27T20:34:00.001+08:00

for those of you who watched part one, here's part two. there's also and emo dance and a prodigy.

okay. i'm posting lots of funny emo-kid-mocking videos. if you find them funny, you're like me.

2007-08-27T19:55:00.000+08:00

hey!

okay so about my today.

during maths.
i actually took notes and asked questions and was genuinely interested.
oh and nizam's a dad.

during pe was the funniest.
********* and ******** faked various illnesses.
then they just sat at the bench and talked.
***** went to get a proper chair to sit on, found one and started to drag it back to the bench area. but as she was tugging, the chair seat came off and was held by just one screw. so ****** came over to help her get it off.
so they managed and they dragged it over to the bench and started trying it out.
it was so damn funny to watch.
they were like leaning back but it looked like there was nothing there.
yeah they had some more crappy fun with the seat while talking about emo videos.
after pe, they brought it back to class.

recess.

science.
i found out that i actually passed with a damn good grade on my test.
surprisingly.

music.
we watched some korean version of fantasia.
we had to listen up for the music during the cartoon.
i figured i could multi-task.
so i did my assignment which was due like 2 hours later.

chinese.
i think i surprised mdm xie by actually handing in the assignment.
i don't usually pay alot of attention during her class.
probably because the language she speaks sounds alot like gibberish to me.
no offense but i really don't understand.

english.
yeah.
last 2 periods.
learnt a new *thinks really hard and snaps fingers* in the form of a report.
watched south park as an example.
and oh my god the way they fight is so cute.
i managed to finish my assignment and come up with an oh-so anti-climax one-liner ending.
oh my gosh, you must be thinking. what a lot of hyphens.
yeah well that happens.

okay. cca was fun as usual.
i got people wet and vice versa.
sorry kaede.

oh yeah!
i have to link people!!
i'll do it now!

2007-08-26T18:25:00.001+08:00

go watch this video.
it's so retarded.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U